• ry_@lemmy.ml
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    11 months ago

    Putin weighs 50 bucks soaking wet. He’s smaller than my grandmother. Unless the kgb teaches mean shin kicking techniques, I reckon my gran could take him.

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      11 months ago

      He’s also 72 freakin years old, so he’s old enough to be a grandmother as well. The KGB training he underwent 50 years ago isn’t gonna help that.

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        11 months ago

        Who said it would be a clean fight? A tiny novichok capsule in Putin’s gloves would make him the winner in a couple of days