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- cross-posted to:
- TheShitpostOffice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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that makes it better
Just wait til they’re too young for you.
I don’t get why this is a problem if you just find them attractive and not exotic.
They’re just ilfs now
Round here we don’t say b#tches, we call 'em birds
Women are human beings, try speaking about them as such
But then suddenly, a few seconds later, without warning, MILFs feel inappropriately young for you …
That’s what I love about MILFs, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Has kids = milf
No kids = not milf
Kids have kids = gilf
He did the MILF math
He did the mother ILF
Did they stop becoming moms or something?
have you seen how fast cost of living is going up?
Current scale as of 2025
MILF: Millenial
Cougar: Gen-X
GILF: Boomertwinks > girls (sorry i’m gay)
never be sorry for who you are, unless you’re Canadian
Nice
Im not saying older ladies are weird. Me, im weird.
Swap the M for a G and you buy a few more years.
I spent way too long trying to figure out what
Ig not saying older ladies are weird. Ge, ig weird.
was supposed to mean
Yeah that happened in my mid 20s. Now they’re sometimes women a bit younger. I stand by though, mom bod is hot.
Basically just my partner. Not weird?
