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cm0002 to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days ago

Unfortunately there is no button to push to skip ahead in this dialog tree.

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Unfortunately there is no button to push to skip ahead in this dialog tree.

cm0002 to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days ago
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      philosophical zombie

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        Philosophical Zombie

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          (Pseudo)intellectual asshole, not rich man.

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      right wingers have to parrot whatever right wing propaganda on social media tells them, its such a conditioned response. they have to constantly parrot it to reaffirm thier beliefs, because even they are confused if they believe in it or not(is this right am i saying it correctly, of course they would never outright admit they are wrong).

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        And obviously left wingers never do that, we’re all independent free thinkers and never punish deviation from our socially acceptable opinions or engage in performative politics

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