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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago

Like Mom always used to say

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Like Mom always used to say

The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago
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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    12 days ago

    Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy quote

    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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      “What was your mom doing in the car park?”

      “Parking cars, dum dum.”

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      Yep, classic Douglas Adams.

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    This is one of my favorite formats.

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    “It’s times like this, when I’m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelguese, and about to die of asphixiation in deep space, that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother said to me when I was young” Full quote is a bit long for the meme…

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    “I see comedy as a kind of Galaxy-class starship…”

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    Also, it was in French, which he never learned in Mirfield.

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