Sorry I couldn’t find a version that didn’t censored the word “fuck.” What is this fucking world coming to?
Fixed thanks to @Klear@quokk.au
What is this fucking world 🍆💦ing to?
Sheesh, OP, watch your filthy fucking language.
what the fuck is wrong with the world.
Thank you, friend
I do this because I give a fuck.
Can’t upset the advertisers or a group of christian busy bodies in bum fuck Australia.
Or America. Or China. Or the UK. Probably more.
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what is this fucking world cumming to?
In Mac and Cheese apparently.
I assumed a mean dish was one that was right in the middle of the statistical data points for that dish. Did math lie to me?
Mm well that depends on how you define right in the middle of. You might be looking for a median dish instead.
I make a mode dish, by which I mean I perfectly replicate a McDonald’s hamburger.
Except you’ll call it “steamed ham”, right?
Oh, no, I’m from Utica.
Pie à la Mode?
I like my steak median rare.
Because “I make a perfectly average dish that is neither great nor terrible” doesn’t roll off the tongue as well.
When your dish gets a rating of 3.6 Roentgen 💀
3.6. Not great, not terrible.
What about a la mode?
I make an apple pie that will warmly, and softly caress your ball sack.
I make a cozy loaf of bread.
My casseroles are to contemplate visiting the Midwest for.
I will never make any “marry me ____” recipe, they come up so much when I’m looking for something to make and it makes me irrationally annoyed. What’s in the recipe? Marriage! But how is it seasoned? With a proposal!
I would totally fuck some mac n cheese
I’ve done it and mixing your noodle with the rest of them is divine.
Love me some fuckable mac n cheese
I have also wondered about this, why do we have words that means good/great/fantastic but we use words that means the opposite, mean dish instead of good dish, or sick car, bad ass, wicked trick, filthy rich, killer performance, nasty shot, brutal and so on.
To be fair, some of us DO have a very bad ass. Mine won’t even hold pants up!
If only they could make a Mac and cheese good enough that I’d eat it. (I’m not a fan.)
Who hurt you?
I make a ragin Cajun chili dog that will rape your butthole after it’s done with your throat.
I make a whiny, self-centered, vindictive son of a bitch lasagna, but it tastes good, just don’t bring up job searching or bicycle lanes and dinner won’t be weird.
Could, would, and did
what
I make a rude chicken piccatta. It will punch you in the mouth and fuck your mom and dad.
Tender, succulent chicken breast, lovingly bathed in a sweet, creamy garlic sauce, served with melon balls, and broken promises.
