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Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 day ago

Trump’s Letter to Mayor McCheese Demanding the Sale of McDonaldland

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Trump’s Letter to Mayor McCheese Demanding the Sale of McDonaldland

www.mcsweeneys.net

Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 day ago
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“In a text message over the weekend, President Trump told Jonas Gahr Store, Norway’s prime minister, that since being denied the Nobel Peace Prize,...
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    Yet no mention of the whereabouts of The Hamburglar and their criminal, juicy, meaty antics.

    “Tough on crime”, indeed.

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      A masked man with a criminal past? Hamburglar is now a member of ICE.

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    Pfft, that’s the only politician Trump respects.

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    They call it the Royale with Cheese because they kicked the Americans out in 1966 and control their own nuclear arsenal.

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    He already tariffed the McDonald Islands [location link] ^as they are technically part of Austrailia.^

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    To be fair, its strategic importance cannot be denied.

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    Nothing can kill the Grimmace.

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