before it ends?
The slow-motion train wreck will continue for quite some time.
The Titanic when the first chambers began to fill up.
I’ll take titanic over the Hindenburg when the first guy wire touched the ground.
Well, before the vibe is completely gone
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tourists are visiting to experience the “local wildlife in a zoo” before extinction.
My nephew, when he was about 12, was hustling on trying to start a business. I was trying to explain market forces, demand, etc, but struggling. Finally I asked him, why are you trying to do this now? Why not wait until HS or college?
“I want to be flush by then so I can go see the wildlife before it’s all gone.”
Ngl it doesn’t feel like a joke lmao
If a friend told me they were “visiting the US before it ends” I would have thought they were being dead serious
If the dude visits California I’ll toss him a beer and we can toast to a sinking ship together.
I dont know if youre familiar with a Canadian artist named Matthew Good, but he wrote a book and talked about watching the end of the world from a lawn chair with a case of beer and the Bud girls. Think the humour was lost on many.
SHIT
Many years ago, during the cold war, a travel agency in the US used the slogan “Visit Europe as long as it still exists”. Looks like the tables have turned.
I mean, I think the same thing before I visit coastal cities
A week or two ago I saw (eu) a quick sale freezer packed to the brim with Dr Oetker American style pizzas (The Boxes have Stars and Stripes all over em of course).
Ppl fkn had it.
before it ends? It’s fucking over.




