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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 个月前

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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 个月前
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  • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip
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    No, they told me I could stop.

    Come to think of it, the word they used was “should”. They were really quite emphatic about it.

  • bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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    Hi, admin of thelemmy.club here -

    I’ve spoken with the other Lemmy admins in our group chat and we have decided to take this down. We made it very clear that this requirement should not be discussed. As a one time warning we will not ban you, but we will expect three photos this week.

    Thank you,

    - All Lemmy admins.

    • Hofmaimaier@feddit.orgOP
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      The Wednesday nude:

      The Epstein Files nude:

      The HEX nude:

  • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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    There are a lot of communists on Lemmy, so it’s only right your admin sees the means of reproduction.

    • Elvith Ma'for@feddit.org
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      Wait until they decide to seize it

      • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(old account, migrated to Piefed)@sh.itjust.works
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        In China they did.

        They sterilized women who have more than 1 child so they literally did seize your ability to reproduce.

        Sorry if this took a serious turn, but every time I think of my mom, that one child policy stuff comes to mind.

      • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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        When you’re a mod they let you do it

      • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
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        gif: "well... We're waiting!"

  • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Omfg I’m tired of this.

    Read your fucking instance rules.

    Penis inspection is mandatory.

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      • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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        • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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  • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
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    They immediately sent my first one back and said: “Please stop. We’re gonna make an exception for you.”

    Kinda knocked my confidence a little bit, to be honest.

    • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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      Think of the woman and the children!!

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        no thank you. I’m busy thinking about stuff being coarse and gritty and getting everywhere

        • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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          To the high ground with you!

      • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
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        Yeah, on reflection, I suppose… and the men; and everyone else inbetween.

  • Björn@swg-empire.de
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    I’m lying naked in bed with my admin and all other instance users right now.

    • bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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      I took a look at your instance

      It’s just you isn’t it.

      • Björn@swg-empire.de
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        We’re having quite a fabulous time over here!

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      You must be crazy small. I don’t even notice you in here with me.

      • Čauky Mňauky@lemmy.zip
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        That’s what she said.

    • unalivejoy@lemmy.zip
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      That’s an interesting kink: admin/user.

      • Klnsfw 🏳️‍🌈@lemmynsfw.com
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        The Fedi-Vers

  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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    Pretty standard, really.

  • hayvan@piefed.world
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    We are ad free and the server costs need to be covered somehow.

    • escapeVelocity@lemmy.ca
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      https://onlyfans.lemmy.donation/

      • lastweakness@lemmy.world
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        Idk why I clicked that…

  • WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]@reddthat.com
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    Only weekly!?

    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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      Still trying to figure out the admins, figured if you send to enough the mods would respond

      /S because app I feel the need too

      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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        No, shhh…let them find out.

    • BillyClark@piefed.social
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      The admins vary by server.

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    You guys are sending nudes? I just send feet pics.

    • MBech@feddit.dk
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      Oh look a Snot Flickerman over here with pretty enough feet to not send bumhole pics! Do you think your gorgeous feet make you better than the rest of us huh?!?

      • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I have fat edema swollen feet from my cancer meds. I guess someone got a fetish for sausage toes.

        Thinking I’m better than the rest of you really is it’s own separate thing.

    • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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      They’re not my nudes

  • TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today
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    You say “have to”. I say “get to”.

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    • observes_depths@aussie.zone
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      Can’t work out if this entire thread is trolling… Someone send me proof.

  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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    Nah it’s a perk for me, punishment for the mod

  • Mongostein@lemmy.ca
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    I think you misunderstood. The email said noods. You’re supposed to send them noodles!

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      Noodles? I thought it said Noots?!

  • invisible@piefed.zip
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    I thought it was a weird requirement to “send nudes of your cat daily” for a social media membership. But whatever. The cat likes it.

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