I don’t understand wtf is going on with the RT score.
10% Critics, 99% Verified Audience
99 audience score? Surely, it’s bots, right?
So you look at “All Audience” and you see 1/5 pretty much the whole way down:
Then Verified Audience… and it’s 5/5 the whole way down?
These are (supposedly) verified ticket purchase reviews/accounts. Did they seriously just buy up a bunch of tickets just pay for high reviews?
I mean they buy books in bulk to get an author on the best seller list
Yeah considering we’re seeing the posts they’re probably higher in the rankings so they give those people tickets so they can post something good. Hell I bet most didn’t watch the thing. Just want a nibble of that baby carrot.
If you got money it’s probably not difficult to do.
same as it ever was
“Damn, I was high as FUCK when I wrote this shit.” ~ Nick Adams
Back in my day propaganda tried to be convincing.
In my day satire was easily recognized
Honestly I can’t tell if Nick Adams is satire or not. Like he’s legitimately very conservative, but also the posts get so ridiculous he MUST realize it can’t be taken seriously
And then he woke up, sorry unasleeped, and found his sheets were sticky.
This is fun to read and I congratulate him for sliding up Trump’s ass in these slippery times
is this the golf foursome guy
This is literally Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Right. That is the definition of TDS.
He used ai to fabricate the story
Nick, If your fantasies were of any interest to others they wouldn’t be fantasies.
And his name was Albert Frankenstein
This is a shitpost, right??
Yeah Nick Adams is a professional MAGA troll.
I don’t know if that means he is MAGA and a troll.
Or if he trolls other MAGAts.
And I can’t tell from the post if it’s satire or not, because of how deranged MAGAts are.
you need to do some personal development. none of this should be confusing to you.
You need to do some personal development, nobody here was mean but you. There’s a time and place for snark. Be nice, do better.
He’s just a bit of a cunt, I have him tagged. Not fully MAGA, but always ready with shit takes, both sidesism, and antagonizing everyone for no reason. He’s the common sense centrist and we’re all woke extremists
You need to do some personal development, nobody here was mean but you. There’s a time and place for snark. Be nice, do better.
I’m new to the Fediverse, but seeing your comment with that much of a downvote ratio…
No one wants to hear what you have to say.
Also, welcome to the Fediverse. And don’t worry, the points can’t hurt you here.
You need to do some personal development, nobody here was mean but you. There’s a time and place for snark. Be nice, do better.
Go back to Reddit.
Oh no… There’s more…
Some prime copypasta material in there
This is one of the funniest things I have read all day.
I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!
Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.
“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”
The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”
“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”
“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”
Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.
“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”
Tears began to well up in their eyes.
“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”
They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.
I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”
He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.
“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”
Who is this even for? Even hardcore MAGA can’t be bothered to watch this shit.
with a twinkle in my eye
And then they had buttsex in the bathroom, not that they’re gay or anything, while the children watched a movie dryer than a silicon gel packet in the Sahara.
So… They’re writing fan fiction now…
Always have been, remember in 2016 when he said he’d release his tax information (required to get clearances) and he failed to do so, kept saying he would and now is suing the people who voted for him for $10 billion dollars.
Edit: why… Because he told the population he would do the job for $0, and the tax records showed he didn’t donate that money and was lying to every Republican voter.
Oh and because he can now blatantly steal from them, and they will say yes please, because every Republican is an absolute bootlicker
Literally insane.
I’ll take “Things that didn’t happen” for 200.
