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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month ago

Poor Davey

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Poor Davey

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    99 reports of bugs in the code,

    99 reports of bugs.

    Take one down,

    Patch it around,

    137 reports of bugs in the code!

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      Straight up I was told to push a breaking change today because it “didn’t break that much” and “we can put in tickets to fix the issues”. I’m so checked out of this job I just raised my eyebrows and rolled with it. I’ve got a paper trail not my fault lol

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        I’m sure you’ll get a sprint to clean up the tech debt and a pizza party. Management promised!

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          Thr pizza is a lie.

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            but we still get that tech debt sprint?

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      Is this one of the “team building” songs they make you sing at MS?

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