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TheTechnician27@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

Anon learns the dangers of polyjuice potion

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Anon learns the dangers of polyjuice potion

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TheTechnician27@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Well this kind of filth is disgusting, absolutely disgusting. Are there any more chapters?

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      There are 18,000+ HP/SS fics on AO3. Fully one third are explicit. Go wild. Sort by kudos.

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        Sweet, lemmynsfw is still down and I need my fix.

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        Sir what is AO3?

        • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          https://archiveofourown.org/

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    That’s much better than it has any right to be -_-;

    • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

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    Weird that the author included a trans potion in her lore.

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      And immediately made it harm a girl (Hermione).

      Not much out of character for J(o)K(e) Rowling if you ask me

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    Just a miserable day to be literate…

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    For some reason, this reminded me of Shi Pei Pu, a Chinese opera singer and spy who had a love affair with Bernard Boursicot, a French diplomat.

    He told Boursicot that he was “a female Beijing opera singer who had been forced to live as a man to satisfy his father’s wish to have a son”. The two quickly developed a sexual relationship, maintained in darkness. Shi convinced Boursicot that he was a woman.

    As the French doctors sent to examine Shi discovered, Shi could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back.

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      People these days think they invented being freaks but humans have been freaked out for all of time.

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    Yeah this is fake an… actually im not sure annon get help

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    Annoyed this is based on the movies version of polyjuice rather than the books.

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      What would the book version read like?

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        The book polyjuice did change your voice, IIRC

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          Such a bizarre and unnecessary change.

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            And it made the magic system even less coherent. Polyjuice was described as physically changing your body to match the target, to the level of individual body parts changing one by one. Somehow excluding vocal cords from that is just not logical.

            Not that Harry Potter magic system is well defined to begin with, but movies certainly made it worse.

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            If I had to guess, I’d assume it was to make it easier for viewers to keep track of what was going on.

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    What a cursed day to have eyes

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    RIP restrictedsection.net

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    Polyjuice would be a nice thing tbh. I could imagine it being OP for people who want to permanently swap bodies. Just collect a lot of hair, cut in tiny snippets so you can last a lifetime with it, wait for each others’ hairs to grow back, and let’s go.

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    Phenomenal.

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