He still gave it 3 stars.
Dan is willing to admit it could be user error.
Doesn’t look like it from the pic, but I like that he accepts it as a possibility.
One can admire art without being able to imitate it.
That’s not how you’re supposed to use the dick dicer!
So THATS what Destroy Dick December was about…
The mega-multi-circumcisor 3000 comes with instructions that this fella didn’t read.
Agriculture and industrialization created specialization, and now people both produce useless products like a banana slicer and are incapable of fathoming its use.
Alternative take, humans create humor and the internet, then other humans ignore the obvious joke so they can feel superior for a fleeting moment.
Either way we’re the worst.
Touche
Spock buys a banana slicer.
