Better to be safe. stick to Grindr like an “alpha” should
That’s gonna hurt on the way out
This reads like a broscience fact from one of those how to be an alpha dog manly man online courses.
even only glancing at this while scrolling gave me the same bodily reaction like a truck driving through a large puddle besides you and soaking you with water smelling of dog and decay.
That’s not how it works. If it’s a legitimate egg the male balls have ways to try to shut that down.
Ball Torture was invented as a contraceptive method to prevent unwanted testicular pregnancies
Conservatives want to go after your ball torture
Learn something new everyday. That’s why I always wear pants while having sex.
Boypreggers?
c/badmensanatomy
Can balls get pregante?
Enough Internet for today.
Gestation is out, guystation is in.
Oh baby, let me connect my memory card and let’s make some progress
Surely you gest!
Reminds me of those local “neighborhood gurus” you know, that one slightly older kid who would just make up some bullshit; and we would carry it as truth for the rest of our lives until hopefully corrected.
My favorite had to be “dinosaurs died to a volcano.”
Dinosaurs died to a volcano
To be fair, it’s only fairly recently that meteor induced climate change has been established as the root cause. Up until then, there were several theories, and one of them was a supermassive volcano.
I mean the impact likely set off a bunch of tectonic activity and intense volcanic activity increases greenhouse gases, and dinosaurs ultimately died due to habitat loss and not direct blunt force trauma so… Volcanoes are maybe sequelae 2 or 3 in a chain of interrelated consequences.
That made me wonder if it’s theoretically possible to die from blunt force trauma from a dinosaur-ending-sized meteor.
I mean, for starters, there’s gotta be a huge shockwave of plasma around it. Besides, at that scale, in such a short time, I think it’s hard to clearly define an actual cause of death as there are so many unhealthy things affectedyou at once; At some point you judt suddenly stop being alive and start being physics.
This is obviously not true, only pee is stored in the balls.
My cousin knows a guy who didn’t pee for a week and his balls exploded
Alright thats enough internet for today.
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