Stuck in Iran, and you’re to blame, you give special military operations a bad name.
The real war on Iran was the enemies we made along the way
As the US navy runs from the Straight of Hormuz.
You’re saying the US Navy is coming out of the closet?
From the Straight of Hormuz to the Gay Bay
Its not your decision.
Ahahahaha no it-the fuck- is not.
Was it never truly over, or was there just a long period of a ceasefire? :D
This man has the attention span of an ADHD cocker spaniel. There’s no way in hell he will continue caring about this for more than a couple of weeks.
He’s trying to apply “Art of the Deal” logic to geopolitics. “Just a little bomb-bomb. Just a little pressure on the Muslim brown people. Then we’ll stop and they’ll give us what we want. That’s how business works. I’m the greatest businessman I’ve ever known, some people say.” People dying for generations to come is just part of the game for these pedophilic narcissist fucktards.
With their nuclear capability ‘completely obliterated’ for the second time this year, Iran is now three weeks away from a bomb. Whew, world saved /s.
On the other hand, we can start talking about Trump-Epstein again - especially since the dow is well under 50k.
If this is true, I think we should hire Iranians to build nuclear powerplants. Our engineers need decades to build one, they managed to rebuild their entire nuclear infrastructure in a few months.
You know, this reminds me I need to set some kind of Epstein Alarm.
Every time the DOW fluctuates I should remember to read another document from the 2-percent of the files released so far.
you can start a war on your own, but pretty sure both sides have to agree to end a war.
oh. same as last week then.
Something… something… History rhymes. My country is so fucking stupid:
No kidding, my entire life all I’ve seen is republican presidents take us into stupid ass wars.
Why does anybody believe any of these people when they say they want to keep us out of wars?
They’ve dragged the US government into 38 trillion dollars in dept dropping nearly a trillion dollars a year into the military industrial complex without an ability to pass an audit. Soon the largest expenditure in the US federal discretionary budget will be paying interest on on debts taken to feed that beast. But forgiving student loans and providing healthcare… we can’t afford that.
Yea dude, the we can’t afford healthcare is an ubsolute lie.
They want to keep us dependent on working for healthcare because they want their slave population to stay quiet.
At some point if people want healthcare or anything else they are frankly entitled to people need to rise up and fight for it.
We won’t be sending in ground troops this time. So there can’t possibly be a quagmire like we had in Iraq or Afghanistan. And Trump promised money to any ship that gets attacked in the Straight of Hormuz (which I’m more than confident that he’s good for) so trade will pick back up again as soon as the smoke clears.
Honestly, I think he did a heck of a job and I’m excited to see what kind of incredible progress he can achieve for American foreign policy in Cuba next.
Trump promised
Got bad news for you there.
If anyone is wondering, this is sarcasm.
The sad part is half of the US would say the same seriously so you cant really tell if its sarcasm for sure.
Pretty obvious imo. I mean, how would a MAGA find their way intonthe fediverse. Literally impossible, hence satire.
It has happened, I’ve had at least a few trump-supporters/right-wingers yapping at me in comments saying stupid stuff
which I’m more than confident that he’s good for
lol
I guess the /s is useful when it looks too real ! 😉
Another Russian mobile phone.
War on/off is the same grift as tariffs on/off. His buddies know the status before anyone else and get richer on markets.
The… man who lies with every breath. People are trusting what he claims!?
He doesn’t lie, he lives in a narcissistic delusion. With his brain melted, he’s actually terrible at lying… Watch him talk about the Epstein files, he goes stiff like he forgets how to move his body
Finally, someone said it. He’s too honest for his own good. He doesn’t lie; the people around him do. He just repeats what he’s told and what he believes. He flipflops his opinions and plans every 2 seconds because that’s how long it takes to convince him or a new idea. He doesn’t have the mental capacity to lie.
Maybe not anymore, but he used to lie like it was going out of style. If his brain wasn’t mush, he would be lying. Now he just repeats whatever the nearest person to him has said.
That’s true. I was more so talking about his current term. The cognitive decline is insane.
Yup, I honestly can’t believe he hasn’t been removed from office over it. This makes Reagon’s Alzheimers diagnosis look mild in comparison.
So he does actually have war goals, and is about to achieve them? Might people hear what those goals actually were?
it was oil forex scam, war pretty much ended yesterdayThat is probably one of the reasons. But will Netanyahu let Trump just go home? I mean, for Netanyahu, Trump is just a convenient and cheap way to bomb his arch enemy to oblivion, while saving loads of money and spreading the international disdain.
Gets drunk, smacks a hornets nest with a stick, declares victory.
Those hornets are so fucking triggered lol
Right, but he just goes inside and the hornets buzz around impotently, then he is hung over the next morning and pisses on the knocked down hornets nest and goes about his day never giving another thought about it.
So he has reached all his goals? Or did he forgett what he wanted to do? What is now with the eppstein files?
If his goal was to take a nation on the verge of revolution and cement the dictatorship for another generation, radicalizing thousands, then mission accomplished.
Just like Netenyahu planned.
His goal is to foment Iranian terrorist cells to attack on US soil, thus giving the pretext this regime was looking for to institute martial law or cancel midterms all together.
Also his other goal was to do anything Israel wanted so they don’t release all the kompromat of Trump raping children.
It doesn’t need to be an Iranian terrorist attack. It just needs to look like one.
True, but it would be much better if the Iranian regime just attacked themselves, then the American regime wouldn’t have to pile on even more lies.
Straight outta Putin’s playbook, with the Chechen terrorist attacks, that somehow used a very specific material that only Russian military would have access to and then the FSB confiscated all evidence and never investigated it again.
If you have no goals, it’s just the lols you make along the way!
