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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

Just duck a little

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Just duck a little

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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    Oof. Big oof.

  • HobbitFoot @thelemmy.club
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    Well, she could make another kid.

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    Damn, that’s cold.

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    Pro choice queen

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    There’s a theory that the DC sniper was planning to kill his ex and the rest of the murders were so it’d look random.

    • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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      I thought that was the explanation and not just a theory?

      • Ozymati@lemmy.nz
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        To be fair I haven’t paid attention since right after he and his minion got caught

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        Even the truth is a theory, technically

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    Jfc people like that don’t get to be called Mom

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    “I brought you into this world, and I’d rather have you leave it than risk myself.”

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      Naw this a son job to be done for your nervous momma. The 0.001% of being killed by a spree sniper is just another calculated risk.

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    “And that’s why you only have ever seen her in photos”

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    suggestion: reframe it as you not letting her pump her own gas

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    Ever since Dad went out for ammo

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    Throw her in the trash

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      Underground Grandma and Great Pacific Garbage Patch Grandma

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