• selokichtli@lemmy.ml
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    12 hours ago

    Are they really celebrating 250 years of history with UFC fights? It’s so perfect. I just expect someone opens fire somehow. No, I do not wish for this to happen, but we all know it may happen.

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    2 days ago

    Man, that neighborhood really went to shit. Whole town did, honestly. I blame Reagan.

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    2 days ago

    Wait this already happened? Says on June 5th. I didnt hear anything about it if thats the case.

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        12 hours ago

        Nah, there are two UFC 250s. UFC 250 happened on June 6th in Nevada. UFC FREEDOM 250 (celebrating 250 of confederation in the US) is happening on the 14th.

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      It’s on the 16th, iirc

      Building a stage for a sequel to a movie so beloved & referenced isn’t easy. It has to look juuuust right.

      Pool guy did a good job of fellatio facilitating the remolding of the swimmin’ hole. President Mango Fluffyhands has seen to the East Wing set personally as well, which now stands as a symbol for democracy. Between naps, he even pulled the roses from the people’s rose garden & paved it over with cement made from mysterious files.

      I heard Kid Rock might even be in this one!

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      I believe it’s supposed to take place on Trump’s 80th birthday, June 14th, which is also Flag Day in the United States.

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        2 days ago

        First of all, his name is President Epstein File Redacted ,you can’t legally say his it’s name anymore.

        Secondly, he it isn’t turning 80. Chaos has existed since the beginning of our human journey. I made a joke about 800 a bit ago, but more like 800,000. This primordial essence of chaos, hate & greed has existed since the dawn of mankind & has manifested itself in many ways…

        … currently, this voracious goop has chosen to present itself as an old fat orange person with the world’s smallest pp & brains, prone to poopin’ when tired, scared or bored. Terrible hair to the point of self-conscious surgery, it has resulted to insulting those who are trying to help or belong. When threatened, it will pretend to be injured or attacked.

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    Jet fuel cant melt steel beams but I bet drone with explosives can make that shit come down

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    2 days ago

    The White House is the rock house. Uncle Sam the mother fucking pusher man
    What do I gotta do to make you understand? Spit it on a beat by Timbaland?