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Maxxesota
Ope, just gonna expand past a few state borders there bud.
Thanks to the Angle, we have already started the annexation of Canada.
First Winnipeg, then Ottawa! We’re coming for you Nova Scotia!
Nebraska, Kansas, and Oklahoma are all pretty much the same thing anyways. Also do we really need Wisconsin? I, for one fully support Meggasota
As a Minnesotan, we don’t want Wisconsin. We don’t believe in it. Too many Wisconsinites sneaking across the border illegally and stealing our jerbs and bragging about their cheese. And don’t get me started on who has more lakes. We do.
But imagine a world with no Wisconsin! Just a Biggersota!
Some things are just not in the cards.
FTP!
Okie here looking forward to seeing Tulsa, Megasota.
Minnmaxxing
one corn state. one senator.
this would genuinely solve 80% of all problems in the world
And cause 80% more different problems.
Let’s go, Minnesota forever! The best state! Everything should be Minnesota!
(I barely know where Minnesota even is)
It’s gonna be a lot more places soon
Greatersota
MAXnesota
If Canada were to annex it, it would become Kilosota
Whoa whoa whoa let’s not get ahead of things. We’ll start you off as Centisota and see if moving you up to Decisota makes sense.
Biggestsota
Meggasota
BIGGER
So make it sortabig ?
Start trucking in material to start filling in half of your lakes. You could significantly expand your land area.
I think they are going to want that water in the very near future.
There are like 100k bodies of water just in that state. It’s huge swampland
A pretty close guess, but the actual number is 11,842 lakes. We have more coastline than California. And that means we also own the most boats of all the states with 143.6 boats per 1,000 residents. An amazing number of boats considering we can only use them about 3 months out of the year. The rest of the year we can drive on our lakes and move tiny houses out on them to drink beer, watch football, and fish for walleyes in our underwear at -20F.
I myself own 2 motorboats, one I bought and one I inherited. Plus a canoe and a kayak, 2 wheeled fish houses, and 2 popup canvas fish houses. Again, one of each bought and one of each inherited.
Wetlands. Swamps aren’t as desirable.
Yes. Invaluable.
I’m not actually advocating filling them in lol Reference, where this post exists
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I give Minnesota permission to annex one county from any surrounding state. Which is it?
Mi won the up in the Ohio war fair and square.
Cass County, ND. Just take a quarter of that State away, give it Clay County.
I’d like to say Douglas County in Wisconsin but they’ve lost their way.
