And what?! I have never played mgs
…and that probably led to a three hour rant about who Liquid Snake is and why he’s important to the absolutely insane plot if that series.
I never played Metal Gear Solid , and
I’m still waiting for Bose-Einstein Condensnake
plasma snake
I mean shouldn’t we do gasseous snake before we get more exotic?
Non-Newtonian Snake?
Ah yes, the Snakes of matter.
These snakes matter
(••) ( ••)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
With moves so smooth; it is like he is frictionless.
And what?! I have never played mgs
Liquid Snake is a character in Metal Gear Solid. He’s Solid Snake’s twin brother and one of the antagonists in the series.
And both are clones of big boss?
Spoiler, but yes.
Granted, my answer was kind of spoilery too.
Well at least they’re all fully clothed
*Naked Snake enters the chat*
Alias Wobly Sausage
Partially clothed
I thought one of them needed to breath through her skin or something and that’s why she didn’t wear pants?
Maybe I should play some of these games.
No that’s Silent and her condition is very SERIOUS and is a LORE REFERENCE
It’s beyond hilarious that the game tried to justify it as being due to the same photosynthesis enhancement that The End had in MGS3. Imagine that saggy old man running around dressed like Quiet.
Tap for spoiler
Yeah, I know it’s because the real Snake lit her on fire during the tutorial so her lungs are fucked and the photosynthesis has to do the lion’s share of respiration, but that’s such an obvious excuse to justify having a nearly naked supermodel as a companion. Especially since he lit her on fire yet her skin is somehow completely unscathed.
Yes, but what about Snake Plissken? Escape from New York (1981) is such a good action movie, and the literal inspiration for Solid Snake (1987, from the NES game “Metal Gear”).
I still can’t believe Hideo Kojima has been making games as long as I have been alive. That’s just nuts!
Yes, yes he is nuts. point at games he has made
Solid Snake even uses Plisken as an alias in MGS2.
Metal Gear is a stupid name for an ultimate weapon
I think it pretty accurately hits the vibe of government secret projects in that it simultaneously sounds harmless and a little silly, while also being vague and unusual enough to have a certain foreboding to it. E.g “the gadget”
There is also heavy object.
Metal gear? uh?
“BROTHER!”
“LIQUID!!”
It’s shit like this one minute and then bawling your eyes out over Sniper Wolf talking growing up as an orphan during the second Iraqi-Kurdish war the next
Wooden Gear!?
Sane Mantis?
Stationary Ocelot?
Nearsighted wolf
Kojima popped around the corner and said boo
We’ve lost the signal, sir.
Snake? Snake‽ Snaaaaaaaake!!!
Saaaaaaake
Hangin’ out with gas and plasma snakes.
but nobody ever asks about semi-solid snake…
That’s Solidus.
Solid-ish?
Biggus Snakus.
Non-Newtonian Fluid Snake.
Just looked me dead in the eye and?
Say: you’re pretty good
And deeeeeeen?









