Time to get shwifty.
Ima a poop in the sink.
No other choice.
Assuming you’re subscribed
The bathroom said, “Fifty cents, please. Before turning on the water.”
Ubik, P K Dick
Wouldn’t stop me.
Have you ever seen the play Urinetown?
This is the plot. Literally.
Why on earth is there a gemini watermark on this?
Because it’s slop.
What do you expect a person to go into their own bathroom (of which everyone has) and fake fail to open the toilet (that we all have) with the camera (that we all have on our phones)?!
Unreasonable!
Tesla HyperLoop
HyperPoop you say?
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2048 and this guy has running water? Fake news!
You already have a toilet subscription, it’s called your water bill.
But what about second subscription. Don’t you care about the share holders?
I already have second subscription, it’s the sewer bill. Should I consider getting third subscription?
Do it for the shareholders friend! And maybe even a 4th if 5th subscription! With overage fees and junk charges!
Look I’m not going to do that but if you were to sell subscription toilets well under market rates for a long time using investor funds until you run normal toilet manufacturers out of business I’m not sure I’d have a choice.
You don’t see the potential. Imagine what we can achieve once every toilet is connected to the cloud!
Wut? you guys don’t use Copilot to shit yet? Are you stupid?
This is stirring a memory. I swear there was some kids film or show where a toilet spoke, something like “thank you for flushing away your poop.”
It’s one of the more useful features of it.
Without AI flush your pipes will break bro
We could optimize performance so that every flush is catered to your needs!
Competitive shitting. Had this idea 5 years ago when we were debating toilet upgrades for some reason.
Also, rent.
I also pay specific sewage tax, which is legally required for anyone with a sewage connection to their home (where I live). And for people who don’t, they probably have some kind of septic system where they pay for the materials and personnel to upkeep that.
We have a sewer bill and it’s higher than the water bill.
Well… Clean water came in, shitty water left.
They should be paying you then, cause you added value!
Isn’t it proportional to water consumed? Kinda makes sense
that’s how it works here, based on your metered water usage (and you can’t have your own well for water)
I believe it also includes our trash.
Do you throw your trash down the toilet or what. How are Americans still alive
Through a complex system of misery.
Bathroom water handling fee.
You want people shitting in the streets? Because that’s how you get people shitting in the streets.
The woods as well. You know, where it’s meant to go.
Mailing turds to ToiletTech’s CEO
Thanks for giving them an idea
oopsie poopsie…
Utility bills are already a thing
I wouldn’t consider a toiled a utility service that is delivered to your home. Opening a toilet seat is not a utility that is delivered to my home, it’s just a money grab.
shitting is free, flushing isn’t
It’s ok, just download the app and watch 15 ads for one flush.
I shit in Pirate Bay. Check and mate.
