Congratulations, you’ve made Audible weird.
Don’t shame me for listening to books from my audible hole
You like that?
You’d end up with an ear full of dick.
Dude is gonna lose it when he discovers audiobooks and podcasts.
Man, I’ve been trying to stick my dick in a podcast for a week now. I feel so stupid

i was hoping for this
If nobody else did it, I was going to post it
I’ve seen this kink before.
Wonderful stories about glory?

I see another Riker maneuver.

But are those stories of glory?

HiSlaH, Qapla!
Yep. Of days of yore
What if we had brotels instead of brothels?
A place to be around positive upbeat people who support your endeavors.
In my experience thats how makerspaces or hackerspaces work.
You might wanna check if you have any around.This reminds me of things like “add/remove/change one letter in the name of a D&D spell; what does it do now?”
Never heard of this before, but it sounds fun.
https://forums.giantitp.com/showthread.php?549182-5e-Changing-one-letter-in-a-spell-name
Gate > Late - functionally similar, lower-level spell slot but the journey also elapses like 1d8 hours
Fireball > Firebull - same damage and effect, but the appearance is of a bull of fire that just goes ape shit on everything in the area
Acid Arrow > Acid Marrow - A small amount of the target’s bone marrow turns into acid, dealing the normal damage
I have to stop or I will do this all day, not necessarily to any enjoyable effect.
Awesome,
Mage Hand > Mage Sand - Allows the mage to place a small amount of sand from a distance.
Yesssss.
Message > Messape - You whisper a short message into rhe breeze intended for a target, and that gets delivered by an ethereal ape who also wrecks the place (just a bit, it’s still a cantrip).
Of course I’ve had it in the ear before…
Aural.
Gotta be careful when having aural sex, or you’ll get hearing AIDS
Relevant Oglaf (NSFW)
Tinnitus havers considering life right now
I got a lust for life
Shin shi shin shi?
Just don’t get the holes mixed up.
Don’t stick your… tale in that (?)
Tail*
Undertail
I would guess the story holes are located a bit higher than the other ones.
No, that would cost too much extra in manufacturing, and we’re all sitting for this anyway
As long as you’re ready to get an earful.
Why not both? The infrastructure is there
That’s a generous term for this hole in wall technology.
too much opportunity for unwanted wet willies
imagine how happy they’ll be when they discover audiobooks!
Or any sort of eatbud/head phone
You’re gonna get your ear poked.
If at first you don’t hear anything, just wait. There’s a good chance you’ll hear someone coming at some point.










