• Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    When I was about 15, my grandma told me “If you don’t want her to be a mommy, always remember to wrap your salami.”

    That was about it, and yes, it was as strange as it sounds.

    • Lectral@lemmy.ca
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      6 days ago

      My Mom once said to me, “Be good, but if you can’t be good, be careful.”