ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 month agoIs there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?message-squaremessage-square111linkfedilinkarrow-up1248arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1241arrow-down1message-squareIs there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square111linkfedilinkfile-text
Currently sitting on my toilet trying to be quiet and this damn thing is making my ass sound like a brass only orchestra
minus-squarefonix232@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up35·1 month agoBut if I take a shit in the forest and the bear hears it, do I get to meet the pope?
minus-squareKenny2999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 month agoThats what the stick is for. Best bet is to hit him in the papal tiara or zucchetto.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoOr bring JD Vance with you every time you poop.
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month ago bring JD Vance with you every time you poop. JD should get this instead of a prison sentence
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoHe follows Trump, he’s into that shit. Very literally.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoNo, but you do get to meet Saint Peter.
But if I take a shit in the forest and the bear hears it, do I get to meet the pope?
Thats what the stick is for. Best bet is to hit him in the papal tiara or zucchetto.
Or bring JD Vance with you every time you poop.
JD should get this instead of a prison sentence
He follows Trump, he’s into that shit. Very literally.
No, but you do get to meet Saint Peter.