You’re a big shot trainer going to open your own gym. What will your theme be?

Personally, I’d go with a haunted house for the gym. Fake ghost pokemon props giving ppl jump scares, mixed in with real pokemon. Except all my pokemon would be fighting type pokemon dressed up like ghost type pokemon.

Ash: “Haha oh what a jump scare! That’s a really fake looking Gengar puppet.”

“Oh now that one looks more like a Gengar.”

Hitmonchamp uses Mega Punch. It’s super effective. Ash gains concussion.

  • audaxdreik@pawb.socialEnglish
    5·
    il y a 4 jours

    Bugs. So many bugs.

    Oh did you think bug pokemon were cute? The floor squirms, the walls crawl. I am covered in so. Many. Spiders. Approach me, let’s battle!

    Team:

    • Galvantula
    • Ribombee
    • Pyukumuku (shh, no one tell him)

    I’m a low level gym (1st or 2nd badge), come on, we all know bug type is kinda weak – I’m just having fun.

    • kolmaskommentoija@sopuli.xyz
      2·
      il y a 4 jours

      I would do a bug theme too! But instead you would just walk into some weird shitty park, that has not been taken care of, and has grown all wild. The tall grasses would be filled with low level bug pokemon, but no trainers. Once you get through them, you would find a shed, that looks like it has been build out of trash. And then I would wake up mumbling and get out, looking like a weird hobo bug catcher, with a straw hat and flip flops, and holding a patched net. I would do some weird ranting speech, about how nobody cares about the nature anymore, and how all lawns should be banished and grow wild.
      My team would then be moderately leveled bug pokemon, maybe a leavanny and a scolipede, and two metapods for some reason. And after you would have beaten me, I would tell you should let your lawn grow out, and then give you a badge, that looks to be a lid of a tincan, picked from a trash pile, and cut and bend into a really bad flower shape. I would go back to sleep in the shitty shed, and you would leave, unsure about how to feel about all that.

      //Edit

      paljastus

      Oh, and the storyline would continue, that after you have beaten some more difficult gyms, and the plot brings you back to that town, you would find a brand new park on the site the shitty park was, with very tidy grass and all. And when talking to locals, they would just say stuff, like “The old park was really ugly” and “Oh, the homeless person? Who knows where they went”. Then later in the game you would come to an orchard, with a farmer telling you, it has been taken over by pokemon, and asking can you go in and see, if you can find a reason they are there, since he is terribly afraid of bugs.
      And so you go in there, and find the grass has already grown a lot, and there are tons and tons of low level bug pokemon everywhere. Deep in the orchard you would encounter a barely standing tent, and find me sleeping inside. I would only say “Zzz… The gym is closed, come back later…” without waking up. So you would have to go back to the farmer, and tell them, you think the bugs came from the old park. And they would be all “Oh… I guess they have no other place to go now… how terrible…”

      And then if you would go back in the town after beating all the gyms in the area, you would find the new park has its grass overgrown, and flowers been planted everywhere, and people walking around happily, and bugs buzzing around. Townspeople would say stuff like “I did not realize wild grass could be so pretty!” and “It’s good all the bugs have a home again”. And you would find me sleeping in a brand new toolshed, still looking like a homeless person and saying just the same thing about the gym being closed.