Her brother is a dog? 🤔
Yes. Is that a problem?
Interesting.
How many other typically human-human relations can dogs occupy? Could someone describe a dog as their father? Could someone describe a dog as their husband?
Could someone describe a dog as their father?
Some sons of a bitches surely can!
My dog sired a litter of puppies with my parents dog. Their offspring were therefore my nieces and nephews AND my grandchildren.
Yeehaw.
Father? Sure.
Husband is a little concerning though.
When would a dog be considered your father?
By being the only parental figure that isn’t hooked on meth.
Both of these 2 roles mentioned worry me
I dunno about parental, but sure. Maybe.
Husband? Wife?
Yeah. It happens.
My boyfriends dog sure thinks she’s his girlfriend when she squeezes between us at night and kicks me away🥴
Her dad is a wacko, highly unethical alchemist.
Ed…ward?
There’s family we’re born to, and family we chose.
Dogs > people so I’d choose them every time.
TIL that Newton’s first name was Dan.
Yeah Sir is short for Dan
The dog world is gonna make some scientific leaps really soon
My dog loved apples but he never figured out that he could just bite into a whole apple. I could take him to an orchard with apples all over the ground and he wouldn’t touch any of them, but if I started eating one he would beg me for a piece.
Having you do the dirty work. Smart doggo.
Omg my dog is the same. She freaking loves apples, but had to learn to eat pieces with skin still on.
At first she would bring me the piece of apple with this look like “please peel it” then she realized she has teeth.
My horse has a big apple tree in her pasture, and when the season is right, she rarely leaves it. Always underneath, ready to respond as quickly as possible whenever one falls.
Well. If anyone was wondering, apples are a good way to become Dan’s friend.
Sir Danny Issac Newton
Magical KFC bucket bush was my dogs favorite always had to check
And some day, he’ll be right
Gambler mindset
Damn, pie bush 2.
son of a bitches, and his sister ?
