We are watching Legend for international family movie night tonight. :(
God is too busy with his beetle collection to notice it seems.
dude had an amazing range 🕯️
This movie is never mentioned anywhere on the news, but I really enjoyed Congo with him.
The wrong fucking 80 year old AGAIN!
Booba
kiki (stock photo of scythe)
First an 80 year old celebrity… Dammit not Dolly Parton Ok fine, a well known 80 year old who is in home alone 2 at the plaza hotel… dammit, not Tim curry… Another 80 year old who was in home alone 2 at the plaza hotel maybe?
They can take Rob Schneider.
The dude’s so lucky that Adam Sandler likes to maintain an entourage of pseudo-talent. In any other universe he would’ve been working an endless string of dead-end jobs the moment he left SNL.
Third time lucky!
Famous people deaths usually come in threes… 🤞
He would get Mitch McConnelled and we wouldn’t know for months wtf is going on.
There are way more eyes on the annoying orange than there ever were on the turtle man.
There’s no way someone wouldn’t anonymously report it to the media or massively fuck up and spill it in some other way.
Trump Chokes to Death On Burger Made From Mitch “Big Mac” McConnell
We’ve lost like 100 famous people so far this year with Sam Neil, Dolly, and Curry being your 3s I guess
damn. I did not know sam neill died. That’s sad. He was a great actor.
What I told my wife fucking Death is not doing well with that claw machine. Goddammit get it right!
RIP to an absolute legend.
Its… alright.
He’s already transcended time and space.
Gone now in body, always with us in spirit.
Rest well, Sweet Transvestite.
Tim Curry, Star. I don’t know where I saw it but my favorite quote about him:
“Tim Curry was in a lot of one star films but he was the reason those films had that star.”
he was pretty fantastic and epically creepy in Lexx
Lexx
holy shit, i haven’t heard/thought about that show in over 20 years!
you just reminded me of a period in my life where i was entering puberty and living off a steady diet of zev bellringer and seven of nine… before we had access to internet boobs.
Eva Habermann did in fact have one scene in the whole show where she was tits out. Of course, that scene occurred in Stanley’s dream.
It was such a weird show. I’m afraid to rewatch it
I have it downloaded, but I also have a 13 year old kid, there’s so much random weird sexual shit that I know they’d walk in at the worst possible scenes.
I see you aren’t trained in the art of the ‘boss key’, which minimizes the current app.
He was also pretty fantastic and epically creepy in Earth 2
Comedy - drama.
Dolly Parton owns a Country and Western bar that is sitting on a giant oil well. Evil billionaire Dabney Coleman wants to get it without paying what it’s worth. He hires crooked lawman Jackie Gleason to arrest Dolly on trumped up charges.
Dolly goes in front of Judge Patti LaBelle, who sentences her to six hundred hours of community service. Coleman and Gleason want her jailed, so Gleason sends her to work at the state psychiatric facility, a place that amke’s Batman’s Arkham look like a kindergarten.
Tim is a long term catatonic who hasn’t spoken since the death of his long term partner. He’s been laying in filth for years.
While being forced to clean near his cell, Dolly starts singing to raise her spirits. One of the other staff hears it and puts in on the PA system.
Tim starts singing along with her, the first time he’s shown any response to anything in years.
The administrator, Paul Reubens, decides to make Dolly responsible for Tim. Apparently he comes from a pretty influential family, and curing him would be a big win for Paul.
Tim only responds to music. His actual personality remains buried as he morphs through Elvis, Janet Jackson, Tom Waites, Maria Callas, and others.
Meanwhile, Coleman has come up with a legal loophole to let him seize the bar. Gleason has been intercepting US mail informing Dolly she must appear in front of a judge or face having her bar declared a public menace.
Dolly finds out about this hearing at the last minute and has to race to get there on time [montage with car crashes, motorcycles, etc etc]
Dolly got the note and ran out of a session with Tim. He picks up the note and has a profound change [ we can make this funny or compelling, Tim can do either.] Suddenly himself again, he marches to the administrator’s office…
Dolly gets to the courtroom seconds before judgement is passed. She looks like an insane woman from her adventure. The crooked judge [ Tommy Lee Jones ]and Coleman’s lawyers [pick your own lineup of sleazoids] let her rattle on. “Let her talk, she’s making our case for us!”
At the last possible second, Tim and the administrator arrive. Turns out, Tim is a accredited member of the bar. Even in his hospital gown and bathrobe he easily refutes the entire case as Dolly stares on in wonder.
And it turns out that Coleman is actually Tim’s cousin who signed him into ‘treatment’ years ago to get control of the family fortune. Tim demands that the judge deem him compos mentis and give him back control of his estate. And finally Tim points to Gleason as one of the members of the mob that killed his partner all those years ago.
At the big party Dolly throws for herself Tim arrives dressed as like Elton John on acid. Dolly’s frineds are horrified at first, but once he starts singing they start rolling with it.
After the performance Tim comes to Dolly. She’s afraid he’s lost his mind again. He acts nuts for a few minutes then starts speaking rationally again. He thanks her for everything she’s done and they finish with a great duet.
Dan Akroyd and John Lithgow should be the sleazy lawyers.
I once suggested Akroyd for a replacement as Bruce Wayne in the Tim Burton Batman movies.
Tall, big jaw, good at physical stuff, and great with voices. Bulk him up and let him go.
Feel free to add anything else.
ALL THE WRONG 80 YEAR OLDS ARE DYING.
They die in threes, so there’s still hope. 🤞🏽
May the third be an orange turd.
It unfortunately struck the wrong person again, RIP Peter Cullen
what you are asking for, is not going to turn out how you think it will. the only way americans are going to get their government back is an insurrection
Losing the charismatic cult leader will be a decent start
Yeah but perhaps the rest of us countries get a breather, like a trade war with Canada. What the fuck did we do?
Mean I agree they need a political enema, which I think we said the same thing.
RIP to the absolute fucking GOAT. Didn’t matter if the movie sucked. He was good every. single. time.
Movie didn’t suck and it was a fever dream.
His scenes in Legend are the only watchable parts.
The scene with Robert Picardo is good because he steals the scene in everything he’s in.
OH yeah Meg Mucklebones.
So say we all!
What the ACTUAL fuck?
To be fair, the man had pretty serious health issues. He suffered a massive stroke years ago and hasn’t been able to fully recover from it. What a terrible day.
Death. Bud. I swear if the next one you pick off is Mel Brooks we’ll all pray to send the Doom Slayer and Chuck Norris after your psycopompous ass…
You couldn’t name drop Steven Seagal instead?
Shut your whore mouth.
Okay…hear me out on this.
What if…every time the grim reaper comes for Donald Trump, he bribes him into taking a different Home Alone 2 Co-star until none are left.
Then death is as corrupt as Trump and needs fired
It all ends with Death being appointed to the Supreme Court.
Lol like in Kung Fury when ghost cobra tells him he’s dead and he’s like Nope, ima have to arrest you for obstruction of justice.
I don’t remember Dolly Parton being in Home Alone 2, though.
Catherine O’Hara.
- Catherine O’Hara: died January 2026
- Brenda Fricker: died July 2026
- Tim Curry: died August 2026
Crosses fingers
Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin:
I’d be more worried about Joe Pesci.
John Heard too. But that was all the way in 2017. Might have been Trump’s first exchange.
Tim was
Wonder with these deaths of other 80 year olds if the reality of how own mortality is hitting Trump
Ok Death has become incompetent at its job. Due to death wrongly taking the good people and not the bad. I nominate death to be fired and replaced. Can I get a second Aye!
Aye! Replace him woth Luigi.
Motion to make Luigi the angel of death granted. All in favor?
Aye!
Aye
Show me a molecule of human, or an atom of water. Yet you act as if these “humans” exist, as if you need “water” to survive.
