Europe Pub
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
DrBanjo@reddthat.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

Special Treats

message-square
39
link
fedilink
370

Special Treats

DrBanjo@reddthat.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
message-square
39
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • That_Bitch_Is_Cily@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    69
    ·
    4 days ago

    This is it. This is the one that got me to unsubscribe.

    • Gork@sopuli.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      36
      ·
      4 days ago

      But think of all the tasty treats you’ll be missing out on

      • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        10
        ·
        4 days ago

  • Gerudo@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    31
    ·
    4 days ago

    I fucking hate everything about this.

    • ElChinchilla@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      16
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      4 days ago

      Protip: when the sink strainer gets clogged you can push the gunk through with your tongue.

      • strop@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        4 days ago

        😍😍😍

      • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        4 days ago

        I fear humans like you.

        • ElChinchilla@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          8
          ·
          4 days ago

          No need, I was repulsed even making the joke and typing it out

      • mig@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        3 days ago

        I downvoted you because I’m prejudiced against your kind.

        • ElChinchilla@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          3 days ago

          And I’ll do it again!

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      4 days ago

      Don’t be afraid to treat yo’self!

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    38
    ·
    4 days ago

    Anyone who does this will be king of the cockroaches after the nukes wipe us out

  • starik@lemmy.today
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    21
    ·
    4 days ago

    I collect them in a jar on the widow sill, add a little water, and let them ferment. When the jar is full, we drink it.

    • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      4 days ago

      Dear lord

  • volore@scribe.disroot.org
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    25
    ·
    4 days ago

  • slaacaa@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    3 days ago

  • cRazi_man
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    21
    ·
    4 days ago

    Cursed as fuck

  • Aralakh@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    23
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    4 days ago

    🤢

    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      4 days ago

      It’s cooked, what’s wrong?

      • athatet@lemmy.zip
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        11
        ·
        4 days ago

        And also clean.

        • strop@lemmy.ml
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          4 days ago

          Kleen

  • sbv@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    3 days ago

  • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    4 days ago

    Some of you are sinners who can’t be redeemed.

  • watson@sopuli.xyz
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    4 days ago

    🤮

    • dustycups@aussie.zone
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      4 days ago

      more snacks!

      • strop@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        4 days ago

        😂😂😂

    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      4 days ago

      But it’s guaranteed to be clean.

  • spacegoat@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    edit-2
    3 days ago

    I endured spacedicks no problem but this is gross

    • mika_mika@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      3 days ago

      My brain knows spacedicks was not about spacedicks, knows it was something very bad that I did view at one point, but I can’t recall anything I actually interacted with there.

    • Forester@pawb.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      3 days ago

      /r/spacedicks ?

      • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        3 days ago

        Apachedicks?

  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    3 days ago

    Enhance!

  • strop@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    4 days ago

    This is why we always fight who will do the dishes

  • strop@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    4 days ago

    “I know where mum’s hiding snacks!”

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 3.45K users / day
  • 8.16K users / week
  • 14.6K users / month
  • 28.3K users / 6 months
  • 43 local subscribers
  • 41.8K subscribers
  • 21K Posts
  • 403K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.18
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org