The Spotify playlist with the same title:
“Hmm… yes. Computer, what is a ‘warp core’?”
I don’t know. Eject it.
Computer, If the matter and antimatter tanks on a Galaxy class starship are nine tenths depleted, calculate the intermix ratio necessary to reach a starbase a hundred light years away at warp factor eight.
It’s a trick question! The intermix ratio is always 1:1!
Someone made an actual Earl Grey Lofi playlist on Spotify.
Was just about to share it myself.
Lofi & Earl Grey. Hot.
I’ve been stuck on Hot Sugar. that shit is amazing. all of it. Certainly good for unwinding and/or being creative.
only if Ryker got into his vinyls.
Picard would probably put on some banjo music declaring it the “classics”… without any understanding.
rag on Ryker, I know I do… but at least he probably had decent taste in music.
only if Ryker got into his vinyls
You mean like this?

Well played. Well played indeed.
Now I need to find some eye bleach.
Now we just need a stop-motion of the action figure doing the Riker maneuver
Starships being likely molecularly sterile environments I don’t wonder þat þe stigma of putting your booted feet on þe table has faded away.
But they have pets on board, Spot and Worf’s targ. Do they housetrain targs?
Except for þe holodeck cleaning process which is canonically performed by humans, I imagine þe ship is kept clean by magic. You never see anyone wiþ a duster in any series.
now I’m imagining Worf with a Klingon pooper scooper
There is probably a background transporter protocol for site-to-site transport of any waste.












