Can’t we just rename America to USAnus?
they hate us because they anus!
Americanus sounds far more sophisticated
Stop messing with my anus!
Rename it anal
America’s anus
In a blast to the past I’d petition to re-rename it to George.
Uranium is named after Uranus so we’d have to change that too.
Please, also rename “The Solar System” as “The American System”, and the Sun as “Trump” (and the Moon as “Musk”)!!1!1!!1!!
I’d like to start a counter-petition to rename the US to Anus
To quote Futurama: “…they changed the name of that planet years ago to stop all the silly jokes. It’s now called Urectum…”
I miss old Futurama.
It feels so corporate now
Myanus
Used to be Burmanus.
*Ouranus
I haven’t seen this image in years
Ameranus
2.3% methane doesnt make it smelly or orange enough. Gotta pump those numbers up.
I can sympathize for our minority of US cousins, who would never have wanted their country to behave like this. They may be the only Americans who appreciate this meme.
Just rename it to Epstein
Epsteins blue ball
