This sounds like the kind of America that Republicans thought was so great that they want it back.
Unfortunately sounds like something humans would do. We really suck
I’ve never wanted something to be true more
It is true. :-)
From the wikipedia:
While Frederick Lorz was greeted as the apparent winner, he was later disqualified as he had hitched a ride in a car for part of the race.
Seriously go read the wiki, this post barely scratches the surface of the nonsense that went down
What the fuck, this is hilarious!
Why hasn’t anyone made a Death of Stalin style dry satire film from this!?
Are we sure the whole thing wasn’t just a skit?
From then until the end of the race, Hicks received several doses of strychnine – a common rat poison, which stimulates the nervous system in small doses – mixed with brandy and egg white.[3] This was the earliest recorded use of performance-enhancing drugs in the revived Olympic Games.[6] He continued to battle onwards, hallucinating, and was barely able to walk for most of the course. When he reached the stadium, his support team carried him over the line, holding him in the air while he shuffled his feet as if still running.[6] Hicks had to be carried off the track on a stretcher, and might have died in the stadium had he not been treated by four doctors. He lost 8 pounds (3.6 kg) during the course of the marathon.[6]
I don’t watch the Olympics, but if shit went down like that today, I definitely would.
That was back when Olympians were Olympians, not the finely tuned, pampered sports professionals we see today! /s
Is amazing that they ever did another marathon in the modern Olympics.
That said the Olympics are just a rich kids talent show at this point, with the possible exception of the generic outliers that happen to be physically perfect for their sport (Bolt, Phelps, etc).
Boomers describing their way to school:
Mostly TrueLooks like the srychnine was intended as a performance enhancing drug, but Hicks was carried over the finish line by his team, so he should have by rights been disqualified.
Some pretty crazy shit, all in all.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athletics_at_the_1904_Summer_Olympics_–_Men's_marathon
Not having eaten in 40 hours, he saw a spectator eating two peaches. He asked if he could have the peaches, and the spectator declined. He then stole both peaches and ran away.
Lol
I mean, give the fucking man some peaches.
Got to be millions of those bastards.
the strychnine was intended as a performance enchancer
???
I’m guessing the blood thinner was supposed to help somehow?
I looked it up and the reasoning seems to have been that strychnine poisoning causes lethal, uncontrollable muscle spasms, so a very small dose might increase the strength or speed of muscle contractions in a way that improves athletic performance. They got the idea because it was sometimes used medically for the same reason, to try to treat heart conditions prior to the development of more effective treatments.
Obviously it didn’t really work.
You’d think they would have tested it a couple times before trying it on race day
Based solely on the adage of “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger”.
that wikipedia article is a work of art
That fucking wild!
I would watch the shit out of this as a movie. Why isn’t this a movie?
Well, there was the blatant racist shit that they didn’t mention in the post but was there in reality. Also, it makes the US look like dolts. Not exactly patriotic, lol.
Today’s major film studios couldn’t handle it without fucking it up somehow. The 2000s/early '10s would have been the peak time to film this
It would be a fantastic comedy film, but could be seen as too far-fetched.
“Based on a true story”
All you need
Not after Fargo
Fool me once, Coen Brothers
I mean I guess…
I just watched Coyote v Acme the other night, and that movie starts with “based on a true story.” I can assure you that it was not.
Turns out that title card does not need to actually be true
Technically, Game of Thrones is based on a true story, since it was based on the 100 Years War.
It doesn’t mean “non-fiction.” It just means the idea was based on something non-fiction.
Game of Thrones is based on the War of the Roses, not the 100 Years War.
not movie length but still quite good:
Didn’t the original Marathon runner, Pheidippides, die of exhaustion soon after? Maybe the organizers were trying to recreate history as understood in their time.
Yeah but he ran like 130 miles, then fought in a battle, and then sprinted another 26 miles.
Which is wild cuz they definitely had horses, and it’s a story from the 1800s
Jon Bois, an excellent and hilarious video essayist, did a video on this! Really good, and I recommend watching anything and everything Jon Bois makes.
I think there is a pretty good episode of the Dollop on it too.
Other keystone sports episodes of The Dollop: Rube Waddel, 1908 New York To Paris Car Race.
I don’t think I’ve heard the car race one.
They went the long way 'round.
The gas station had not been invented yet.
Of fucking course it was in St Louis, Missouri.
There’s a joke about the rat race in there somewhere
I’m not a doctor, but I don’t think that’s how stomach lining works. Or else, people working in very dusty environments 40 h/week would constantly get stomach issues.
Maybe he was so hungry he ate the dust
Also, I believe the guy who finished first was disqualified for riding in a car for part of the race. I could be misremembering though.
Correct he was riding with the car for nearly half the race, assuming Wikipedia is correct. I strongly recommend to read the Wikipedia article about this race, but this meme is a good summary of it.
Asian Games 2026 in Japan will be the modern example
https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20260924/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
“We are sorry for your inconveniences, the competent people are all being trailed for corruption” 🍒
Aichi-Nagoya Asian Games organizers apologize for wrong anthem
Kuwait played the Borat anthem when a Kazakhstani shooter won an international competition there.
