• BigBoyShuanzee@aussie.zoneEnglish
    1·
    4 小时前

    I got advice from Reddit one day that the best trick is to quickly, lightly pull your testicles up a little bit and the drops come flying out.

    Works but you still have only slight control as to where those drops are going.

  • RattlerSix@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1·
    7 小时前

    I couldn’t figure this one out. It’s just a drop out two, and sometimes not even that. I thought he leaned against the wet sink.

  • AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.worldEnglish
    14·
    1 天前

    Everyone who wants to avoid urinary incontinence issues should do pelvic floor exercises. I don’t see it spoken about for men as much as women (women are advised to do this during and after pregnancy especially), but everyone can benefit from it.

    To identify the feeling of contracting your pelvic floor muscles, try stopping peeing when you’re mid stream (though this is just to help you identify them — you shouldn’t regularly practice this way, as it can lead to UTIs).

    The way to practice is to squeeze your pelvic floor muscles, trying not to pull your tummy in (or to squeeze your glutes). Hold this for two seconds, then relax. Repeat 10 times. Doing this daily is advised, and over time, you can increase the amount of time you hold the squeeze for to up to 10 seconds. Try to breathe normally while you do this exercise.

    In addition to being the best way to prevent urinary incontinence, it can also help with sexual performance too. You can practice basically any time. I often find myself practicing while I’m in traffic, because it’s something to help fill the time.

  • HugeNerd@lemmy.caEnglish
    4·
    23 小时前

    Huh? I’m well near retirement and it’s just pee until it stops, a few drops, that’s it.

      • InvalidName2@lemmy.zipEnglish
        22·
        1 天前

        Even if it is at a urinal, as long as there’s paper towels or tissues in the bathroom, you can grab a piece as you head to the urinal and wipe off when you’re done. Just takes a modicum of planning.

    • random8847@lemmy.worldEnglish
      84·
      1 天前

      Sure thing. Will shove my hand between my legs and press it really good in a public urinal. That will totally look normal.

      • PhoenixDog@lemmy.worldEnglish
        31·
        13 小时前

        The fact you think it takes this much effort to touch your taint while you’re peeing standing up tells everyone here you have no idea where your taint is.

      • jpreston2005@lemmy.worldEnglish
        9·
        1 天前

        you just reach like 1 or 2 fingers, about half and inch past where your balls end, push up a bit, it can be done inconspicuously. I do it every time now out of habit.

        • Zron@lemmy.worldEnglish
          23·
          23 小时前

          I think my balls are bigger than yours, cause that don’t work unless I do quite a bit of moving things about.

          • PhoenixDog@lemmy.worldEnglish
            4·
            13 小时前

            I’ve got a lot of stuff down there… And it doesn’t take a lot of work to press on your taint.

            Maybe you’re just fat.

      • fishy@lemmy.todayEnglish
        1·
        1 天前

        0% chance I’m doing that. How much piss are these guys dribbling to make it worth it?

  • saimen@feddit.orgEnglish
    23·
    2 天前

    Da hilft kein Schütteln und kein Klopfen, in die Hose geht der letzte Tropfen.

    (It doesn’t help to shake and beat, into the pants goes the last drop)

  • BassTurd@lemmy.worldEnglish
    941·
    2 天前

    A year or two ago, I was having a wee and was thinking about how women dry with TP and us men are just degenerates that shake it around. I jokingly thought about creating a “wankerchief” that guys could keep around and calling it a “Peter Patter”.

    It definitely made me giggle far too much. It’s a disgusting premise to carry around a piss covered rag, but the names I thought were on point.

        • scytale@piefed.zipEnglish
          4·
          1 天前

          I do it at home. It’s harder in public urinals because I forget to grab a sheet from the dispenser first. If there’s no one else in the restroom, I hold the band of my boxers open to avoid contact and waddle to the sink area to grab a sheet to wipe with. Bringing my own TP roll in my bag solves this issue though.

    • Manjushri@piefed.socialEnglish
      41·
      2 天前

      When I’m at home I always wipe after pissing. While I’d take a pass on the piss rag in my pocket idea, the name still could apply to men’s underwear. After all, our underwear is soaking up that unwiped piss already.

      • Slashme@lemmy.worldEnglish
        511·
        2 天前

        Seriously? After I’m done at a urinal, I press the remaining urine out of my urethra and shake it off. There shouldn’t be any stray drops if you’re doing it properly.

        • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldEnglish
          31·
          2 天前

          Next time you get the opportunity, shake it, milk it, gooch press etc. Then take a single sheet of paper and press it flush against your pee hole. You’ll still notice a small drop that would have otherwise gone in your underwear. That’s why I always use a toilet if I’m able to. And urinals are gross, there’s always splashback even if you can’t see it.

          (No shade at you specifically btw, I didn’t downvote you)

        • DrunkenDuckling@lemmus.orgEnglish
          9·
          2 天前

          Capillary action “pulls” the actual last drop out when your tip touches your underwear.

          No amount of squeezing or pulling can 100%.

      • Jax@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        4·
        1 天前

        Most guys don’t wipe after peeing, yes. I do, because the thought of doing it with my underwear disgusts me, but uh… yeah I guess it just doesn’t occur to most guys. Kinda like washing your hands before your touch your penis.

    • notabot@piefed.socialEnglish
      2·
      1 天前

      Some new words just burn themselves into your brain, and this is one of those cases. I didn’t need the word “wankerchief” stuck in my head, but now it is, and I keep giggling at odd times. Thanks a bunch.

    • catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      61·
      2 天前

      I will say two things:

      1. Just do a little push on your taint and the extra dripple comes right out.
      2. Barring that, you have to just wrap your entire dingy in a tissue or toilet paper to absorb the liquid over the next few hours. Like a lazy male tampon.
      • DrunkenDuckling@lemmus.orgEnglish
        41·
        2 天前

        That “little push” never works 100% reliably, capillary action from your underwear fabric will pull more out.

        Men are so fragile they’ll jump through a million hoops just to avoid peeing “like a girl”…

        • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
          1·
          14 小时前

          It has nothing to do with “peeing like a girl” and more just the efficiency of things.

          A little drop is nothing in your underwear that you change every day anyway. No need to also waste paper on it.

    • shartgargle@lemmy.zipEnglish
      7·
      2 天前

      I wanna say this was a thing on “the league”? I’m not sure what show it was on, but it definitely was and if my memory is right, it was the league.