Yeah I said it! The sensation is mid. It’s Mid! The orfice is 90% bone structure and has razors at the opening. Most people can’t even open their jaw wide enough to avoid scraping you. The fascination people have with it is visual, but don’t get me started on that. You know what else?
Gargle noises sound like gargling. They’re less than mid! Imagine asking to hear bgbhfbfhgbbghgbhbbggbggbbgbggggggg instead of having sex. Like, bro they can’t breath! That is the miniature pug of sex acts.
Blowjobs are a psyop by Big Blowjob to make you have dumber sex. 69 is alright though because at least then they moan on ur dick which does feel pretty elite. But it has a height requirement, like the rollercoaster.
I think maybe your partners weren’t doing it right. Never felt teeth before.
Yeah, I have no strong opinions about receiving blowjobs. I’ve always preferred eating pussy, to be honest. I could eat box for days.
I think it’s an abundance/novelty thing.
I love eating pussy. Could do for hours. Wife doesn’t really care that much. She has it on tap if she wants.
She doesn’t generally offer oral. So it’s a treat for me and is probably enhanced because of that.
If I only got oral, and sex was the rare one. I’d probably yearn for sex instead.
Sum of the best nuts I’ve busted were from blowjobs buddy. Ur crazy
Whoever has performed the act on you didn’t do a good job. Someone skilled can change your opinion.
This. TBH, “most people can’t even open their jaw wide enough to avoid scraping you” sounds like a lame flex or almost zero experience, or both.
I heard guys are better giving Bjs.
A good blowjob does not consist of deep throat or just using a mouth but tongue, lips, hands, other body parts, variety of pressure/speeds, and it highly involves speech and vocalizations. In short it is highly a multi modality event when done right.
Op has never had a good bj
OP has only had toothy blowjobs
This guy blowjobs
100% agree, BJs are highly technical to perform.
I’m sorry for OP and share their sentiment. I’ve been refusing blowjobs for decades out of fear of having my peen massacred, as it has happened way too many times in my sexual life. One would expect guys to give good ones though, but uncut guys just don’t know how to handle a cut peen without hurting it (most euro guys are uncut). I take charge and give BJs. I’m way better at giving them than receiving them anyway.
Also, a good BJ is an active BJ. Throat fucking is just bad porn. You can’t manage your teeth, etc because your face is just getting stupidly plowed, forcing you to do damage control as you’re getting your face fucked instead of just performing oral on your (bad) partner. If you want to fuck a hole, fuck the ones which are made for it. Else, let the BJ kings and queens do their goddamn job and enjoy the ride.
Last advice : if they can’t manage their teeth, or won’t do it even if you complain, just get the fuck out. A BJ is technical. If you can’t handle it, just do something else, there are plenty of cool other sex things to do.
Is THAT what’s happening? I didn’t realize that sheath was protecting the uncut guys that much. No wonder some people are so upset about having been circumcised. In addition to the lack of consent and medical risk, I mean.
The foreskin does protect and preserve the sensitivity of the glans. The problem with being cut is that as there is less skin, the remaining skin is put under a lot more tension during an erection, making it even more sensitive to “piercing damage” (lol), aka teeth, while also being less sensitive to pleasure. So it’s a loose-loose situation.
Don’t cut your boys. Circumcision, as excision, is sexual mutilation.
If you’re really not into BJ because of teeth, give into fleshlights (or if your partner is into it, fleshlight gags : all the pleasure, no teeth).
Edit : Also, a cut peen cannot be mechanically masturbated, as there is no foreskin to push up and down for pleasure. A cut peen must be massaged with lubricant, else you’re just pushing and pulling on skin that is already under more tension than an uncut peen, hurting your partner.
For me it’s other factors but that also explains a bit. I don’t seem to have any of the other detriments about being cut though
Lucky you
I don’t defend the practice, obviously
ehh, that’s like saying food sucks because you’ve only ever been to McDonalds :)
It’s so sad op hasn’t had a good one :(
I’m alright, really. I was telling another commenter that the vibes and dynamic of the act just isn’t my personal preference. It works out though because some people really dislike giving head for the exact same reasons.
This is a clever ploy to solicit offers of blowjobs.
There was one! Super cute but not very realistic considering the internet
As someone that’s never had one, I agree and support this man
This might just be a worse take than OP
It feels better if you have the erogenous tissue (foreskin, frenulum, ridged band).
It really sucks if you don’t. Just feels like useless skin
Yo, what da fuck you on about?
When your peen hasn’t been mutilated, it gives more pleasure. The retracted foreskin is a powerful erogenous zone. Also, the glans isn’t desensitized, so more pleasure as well.
Cut peens are more about deep massage and pressure management, as most of their pleasure zones have been cut out and desensitized by the absence of the protective foreskin, especially if they’ve been mutilated at an early age.
The best part isn’t when it’s happening…it’s just afterwards if they know good headplay.
This has to be bait.
No bait. I always skip past the scenes in porn too. My partners were always pretty upset, except one
The bait of a master.
They should have a formal title though. Something like, “Master of the bait”. I mean, that’s not it, but it’s close.
Alright, this is truly an unpopular opinion 😂
Just want to add that this kinda works the other way around, too. Giving blowjobs is totally underrated and extremely pleasant and rewarding.
Please don’t ask how I know…Why would anyone have to ask how you know?
It’s 2026, you’re allowed to like giving blowjobs, we won’t slut shame you.
I’ll sub shame you though.
Oh no! That’s their kink!
Indeed it is :3
Also, is my display name not coming through? I know they is neutral, but…meh, whatever
You mean your display name should reveal your gender? Not to me anyway. 🤷♂️
But my display name literally has a ♀️ tho 😭
I thought I was making it obvious. Sorry…Oh okay, my apologies, I guess Voyager doesn’t display the display name? Or doesn’t display emoji in the game? I only see “Miisha”. 😁
Now I understand the source of the confusion, lol
I see, that makes sense. Glad we cleared it up, lol ❤️
I figured, I’m a helper like that.
Idk, both getting slut-shamed and sub-shamed sound kinda dope to me :3
Go ahead! Do your worst! 💜I mean, at that point the entirety of Lemmy knows how horny you are lol
Clearly on top of Lemmy slut pantheon!
“Lemmy slut pantheon” is literally a leaderboard for a hornyposter like me, LOL
Can agree, that does sound appealing.
You can’t sub shame me if I can’t hear you because your dick’s so deep it’s affecting my pharyngotympanic tubes.
I feel like this is ops humble brag about him having a big penis.
Could have a small mouth and a limber spine, you never know
I just had Bill Burr’s voice stuck in my head and had to get a rant out
