abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 3 days agoBetter than powdered milkimagemessage-square66linkfedilinkarrow-up1572arrow-down120
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minus-squaremoshankey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·3 days agoPure milk fat? Your super power will be explosive bowel movements.
minus-squarerockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 days agoYour bones will be indestructible. The rest of your body might be too frail to bear such power, though.
minus-squareAdmetus@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoSo it’ll turn each and everyone into Bruce Willises
minus-squaredavidgro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoObviously: it’s made him bulletproof. Who knows what other powers he’ll have when he finishes chugging
would that give me super powers?
Pure milk fat? Your super power will be explosive bowel movements.
Your bones will be indestructible. The rest of your body might be too frail to bear such power, though.
So it’ll turn each and everyone into Bruce Willises
Obviously: it’s made him bulletproof. Who knows what other powers he’ll have when he finishes chugging
Either that or diabetes.
Probably