you can joke and scoff at my cargo pants as long as you want, i’m not running out of inventory space if i find a great rock or fancy leaf.
Protip: carry a reusable bag within your main bag for added inventory space.
I present the belt of pockets! Has 7 pockets!
this monstrosity became necessary because I wear skirts often and those don’t have pockets.
BEHOLD! the Vest Of Holding, made and worn by me :3 it has SIXTEEN pockets!!! and many of them are huge military ones!!!
I’ve been outdone
What about pockets?
Cargo pants are amazing
Cargo pants and belt loop pouches.
As a man, it has been my privilege to wear at least 2 to 5 inventory slots in my pants on a daily basis, with an additional slot coming from my t-shirt on occasion.
As a man, I say just get a small backpack. I have little a military-style one. It’s nice.
Holds my wallet, keys, hand sanitizer, napkins, a bottle of water, mints/gum, lotion, sunscreen, lip balm, pen, pencil, deodorant/cologne, comb, lighter, knife, and gun. Everything I need to survive the day. And a tracker tag of course in case it gets lost.
What do you live in the wasteland or something?
Even pants without a slot if the waist is elastic you can roll it over your item to get a temporary slot.
Well if you ever land in jail, remember you ve got another hiding place… Works great to smuggle drugs or buttplugs.
My current jacket adds 5 more slots to that
How am I supposed to pick up random junk to sell to the next cashier I see that way???
The cashier at Wendy’s is absolutely fed up with the things I bring him, but he pays me my pocket change in stride.
couldn’t be me. I need to stay hatecrime ready.
so I’m always strapped.Initially read this as “ready to perform a hatecrime”, not “ready to thwart a hatecrime” and was very concerned XD
a gun holster probably counts as a single inventory slot
Nah, equipment is its own thing
Why do you stay prepared to commit hatecrimes?
Read the otherway. As a minority, I am often the target of hate. Thus I am strapped to defend myself. BIPOC🏳️⚧️ shortstack. Getting picked on is my locale’s favorite tradition.
I guess I should’ve added a /s lol
no problem 😆
I am a slave to cargo/utility pants for this reason
Field jackets for me
¿porque no los dos?
My best purchase of the year was a backpack that can hang off my bicycle’s cargo rack. It adds +20 inventory slots, but without the carry weight penalty.
I keep meaning to get a cargo rack for my bike, do you know what the model of the bag is?
The label says Wozinsky, but the material feels like pure Chinesium. You can probably find the same item under a dozen brand names.
I have that too, it’s awesome. Incredible how few people I see with those! Super convenient.
wouldn’t it get road grime slung all over when the road is wet?
The surfaces facing the wheel are covered with a thick hydrophobic fabric. Water and mud don’t tend to stick to it, and even grime is easily wiped off.
Not at all. I mostly cycle on city roads, asphalt. And the wheels have these thingies around the wheels, no idea what they’re called in English.
Fenders
The models I know of are made of an easy-to-clean looking material, so if they get dirty it shouldn’t be a big problem
I second that, but one of my wishes is to be able to go out without any bag and with nothing in my pockets. Especially with no ID.
Why dont you? I do it all the time when we go for a stroll around the neighborhood. Just carry a few poop bags for the dogs
I am an “immigrant”. The kind that you know by looking at. I haven’t been stopped by the police in years, but I’d hate to not have ID on me in case somebody decides they wanna have a power trip or be a man of duty.
By the way, I’m not in the US.
That’s why I’m always strapped with 7 Fanny packs
Are you the Mom from the jokes?
Were they havin’ a sale down at The Gap?
Bag of canvas bags for virtually infinite inventory space.
