Why is everything so obsessed with protein now, I thought we already get too much with so much meat in everything
I’m convinced it’s an actual pysop
People are tired and blame protein insufficiency
Bruh theyre giving you the concept of eating something, each piece will be 8g on average with 2g of protein. For context the lindt advent calendar i got once had 300ish grams in total, meaning 12.5g on average with 1.25 g of protein per day just because it was high quality chocolate which contains about 10% protein.
Blue Santa looks like a dude you absolutely do not want coming down the chimney. I don’t trust him at all
Prolly steal ur ram so he can make more ai santa bros.
He has mischievous top energy
He has obvious anger problems… I’m judging your dating history as we speak.
Every little box is just full of loose protein powder
It is all coated on little penises that pop out, which you will have to lick clean.
Nothing manlier than dicks, am I right?
It’s always cool in the party mansion.
Unfortunately a real product: https://appliednutrition.uk/products/high-protein-advent-calendar
So…by the 25th you get a heart attack, or constipated?
It’s only 48g per calendar? IDK what else is in them but that doesn’t seem like that much compared to other products I’ve seen.
“24 high-protein milk chocolate pralines”
It’s just candy with nuts in it, and they’re bragging about the nuts giving each candy bar 2g of protein.
Edit: For comparison, a serving of mini snickers has 2g protein
If it was per day, yeah. But its the whole calendar at 48g.
DAMN! They’re a UK company and they don’t do shipping to my country.
