what kind of gutter do you go to regularly that has ai generated tumblr posts lmao
and also why??? like who does that lol

for reference here’s the original, screenshotted by me. notice the difference in jacobtheloofah’s profile pic

and here’s the tumblr post, with the smithsonian article it linked to in that (x) if anyone wants to read more!

If I was a beetle, I would definitely try the Frog 100% speedrun.

The frog feels the pressure of having to poop. The pressure grows until a painful climax where the poop claws its way out. The frog cannot scream. It can only croak.

We’ve been caught by a Quick-Digesting Gink
and now we are dodging his teeth
and now we are restin’
in his small intestine,
And now we’re back out in the street…

The North American Chipotle has evolved to do the same thing to me.

While you were out partying, I was…

By the third time the frog ate it, they realised the bug was actually enjoying it.

They also seemingly stimulate the frog to defecate. I guess having a bug jogging along your intestines makes you need to take a dump.

R. attenuata individuals were always excreted head first from the frog vent (Figure 1; Video S1), suggesting that R. attenuata stimulates the hind gut, urging the frog to defecate.

Cloacal aperture ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

How do they know that it’s just this one type of beetle and this one type of frog that this happens with? Have they done the experiments?

BEETLE DUNG BEETLE DUNG DOES WHATEVER A BEETLE DUNG DOES CLIMBS THROUGH FROG GUTS GETS POOPED OUT BEETLE DUNG BEETLE DUNG

Frog after pooping a beetle:

Cloacas rule! 34 or more species have them.

“When you’re going through hell, keep going.”

Fun rollercoaster for the beetle