VirusMaster3073@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 年前What were you surprised to learn wasn't actually normal?message-squaremessage-square546linkfedilinkarrow-up1328arrow-down14
arrow-up1324arrow-down1message-squareWhat were you surprised to learn wasn't actually normal?VirusMaster3073@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 年前message-square546linkfedilink
minus-squareshottymcb@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前I’m not sure how we got on the topic, but it came up in a drunken conversation with a friend. I’m fully converted to a sit down wiper now.
minus-squareRampantParanoia2365@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 年前I mean, how does standing even work? Sitting spreads things and makes it all accessible.
minus-squareForester@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 年前Step one be skinny Step two raise one leg
minus-squareshottymcb@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前You just get up after pooping, and then pull the TP through your butt cheeks. It’s massively inferior, the poop gets spread around when you stand up. I used like 10x more TP as a standing wiper. I will say it’s gentler on the asshole though.
minus-squaredandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前that sounds awful, I would never think to stand to wipe - it smushes and spreads it, making it so much harder to clean up
minus-squarebss03@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 年前I don’t think we were drunk, but I did eventually ask a friend which they were… and it caused the same conversion for me.
I’m not sure how we got on the topic, but it came up in a drunken conversation with a friend. I’m fully converted to a sit down wiper now.
I mean, how does standing even work? Sitting spreads things and makes it all accessible.
Step one be skinny Step two raise one leg
You just get up after pooping, and then pull the TP through your butt cheeks. It’s massively inferior, the poop gets spread around when you stand up. I used like 10x more TP as a standing wiper. I will say it’s gentler on the asshole though.
that sounds awful, I would never think to stand to wipe - it smushes and spreads it, making it so much harder to clean up
I don’t think we were drunk, but I did eventually ask a friend which they were… and it caused the same conversion for me.