Now how am I supposed to get this to my desk without either spilling it all over or burning my lips trying to slurp it here. I’ve been drinking coffee for at least 25 years and I still do this to myself at least 3 times a week.
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Surface tension porn
Oh fuck yeah spread that meniscus
You’ve learned plenty. Mostly about the surface tension of coffee.
In case you still need help: If you’re reading this now, your coffee will be cold so you can finally slurp it.
you’re gonna need a bigger cup
All you need is a Pythagoras greedy cup
True! Then instead of spilling my coffee on the counter I could spill it on the counter instead.
So that you practice stopping it just before the siphon trigger
straw
At least you get it in the cup. I have coworkers who forget their mug is beside the Keurig machine and press start… Lol
ADHD?
Scoop some out with a metal spoon. The liquid in the spoon should cool quickly so you can still drink it without wasting any. Repeat until the level is low enough to carry.
Pour milk first
this is your fault lmao
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Clearly, just put the yeti top on.
You sip from the edge, duh. I figured this out in grade school, jeez.
Get a BIGGER cup.
If they’re anything like my they’re just gonna fill it anyway and have an even bigger problem. I actually got a smaller cup to make the problem smaller.
Carry the coffee maker. It’s your mug now.
that’s how I started, now I drive a cement mixer to work
Fill your stomach for life with this one weird trick!
The pictured coffee machine appears to have a 40 fluid ounce carafe.
This mug holds 52 fluid ounces:
https://www.amazon.com/Bubba-Classic-Insulated-Desk-Black/dp/B00YG9SQM0
EDIT: (52 fluid ounces == 1.53 liters)
That’s not the cup, as it says on it the brand is Yeti. I have one, it is larger than average but not anything like 1.5L.
Here it is:
https://au.yeti.com/products/rambler-14-oz-2-0-414-ml-mug?variant=4126230105306214oz / 414ml
They were proposing that the OP buy the linked cup as it can contain more coffee than the machine can brew.
Now you can be like every annoying American tourist at an all inclusive resort.
I remember when sublime’s 40oz to freedom was about alcoholism and buying a malt liquor drink, but turns out, there’s a possible different interpretation
This is the same approach as “add one more lane” to a congested highway. You know it’s not gonna work.
Just get a saucer.
The induced demand theory of coffee cup size.
My favorite every morning moment: bow down and SLURP
Bow down before the one you serve
You’re going to get what you deserve
(It’s coffee. You deserve coffee.)
Got coffee- I’ll do anything for you…
Gotta blow on it first though
