• spacequetzal@lemm.ee
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    7 months ago

    Putin is just as full of shit as Elon is.

    Mofos couldn’t fight their way out of a paper bag.

    • Shezzagrad@lemmy.ml
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      7 months ago

      Just shows how uneducated you are. Putin was trained kgb agent during the soviet union. You see how he looks at his current age and it doesnt take a rocket scientist to tell he could wreck the ordinary politician and dictators. Russia’s whole thing is physical strength.

      • Tuukka R@sopuli.xyz
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        7 months ago

        Putin is a trained KGB office clerk. His job in East Germany didn’t require any skills whatsoever.

        I do believe that he is good in judo, though. Or, maybe not literally good, but would almost surely be able to kill me with his bare hands. Except, of course he’s quite old now, so maybe he’d just get a heart attack in the process? His body might not be in a very good condition, but judo is a thing you don’t really forget.

        At least it’s sure that I can run a lot faster than Putin can, and that would probably give me enough of an edge. Could probably lob some heavy objects at him, then run away to find another heavy object to throw, etc. He’s not an honest man or a fair player, so neither does his opponent need to be :)

      • ry_@lemmy.ml
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        7 months ago

        Putin weighs 50 bucks soaking wet. He’s smaller than my grandmother. Unless the kgb teaches mean shin kicking techniques, I reckon my gran could take him.

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          7 months ago

          He’s also 72 freakin years old, so he’s old enough to be a grandmother as well. The KGB training he underwent 50 years ago isn’t gonna help that.

          • gex@lemmy.world
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            7 months ago

            Who said it would be a clean fight? A tiny novichok capsule in Putin’s gloves would make him the winner in a couple of days