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A friend who works in anti-aging research saw this image and joked that if anyone could figure out how to make pets immortal, it would be her. Then she laughed until she began crying about her recently deceased dog.
If you can make pets immortal you’ll probably be in line for a Nobel prize. Making humans immortal will be considered a nice thing but probably not prizeworthy.
Everyone will complain that you invented it too soon and all the horrible people haven’t died yet.
Kidnapper: “Come on, just do it. It’s not rocket science.”
Science guy: “But, I am a rocket scientist.”
She can fix me
I bet you that cat will be fucking pissed as it’s floating around in space during the universe’s heat death.
That means statistically we’re probably part of a gigantic Boltzmann cat.
Bro did you just call me a pussy?
It can hang with the Hulk.
Nah, we can solve for that.
Well? Did they make the cat immortal then?
Yeah, did it work? Asking for a dog.
We’ll have to wait and see…
This person can pull off the eyebrow raise
Not that white house twat
Immortal but not immune to aging and disease would be a cruel genie trick on the cat. Have to be sure to cover all the fine print.
Any Genie that monkey paws a cat deserves to be locked away in their lamp and buried in the sun.
