On the right camping trip, you could get all of these at the same time.
Hotbox the tent!
And set it on fire with some gasoline
Definitely A with the right wood
Also C with the right wood
D. Nothing is better than petrichor.
It says “rain”, not “petrichor”, though. Petrichor is the smell you get when rain hits dry earth.
Petrichor-lite is still preferable.
When others fart on a gasoline campfire in the middle of a rainstorm.
That’s not funny! My brother died that way!
Doing what he loved, rip you lucky bastard.
He’s ripping em with the Lord now.
Rain, but the right campfire could win me over.
Whatever magic powder you toss into the fire when telling a scary story. I like the smell that makes in a campfire.
Flashbacks to Are You Afraid of the Dark?
If you’re being accurate to the show, the magic powder is non-dairy creamer.
I prefer Acetone, thanks
B
CRANK THAT HOG, BROTHER.
Nitromethane exhaust is even better.
Little tough on the eyes though. I’m not crying.
Nothing beats the smell like gasoline in the morning.
Lead solder
Probably not good, but also why does my university have lead solder in all the design labs in the first place? Lol
Because silver solder is inferior
What about other peoples’ farts?
Enjoying your own farts is normal. Enjoying other people’s farts is perverted, you sick fuck!
Maybe they’ll come up with sniff safe gasoline so i can have a scented candle of it or something.
I’ve got some sniff safe gas for you, pull my finger…
Rain
Juat give me the mix
Ah the Portland Gas Station Clerk, a fine cologne.
I weirdly hate the smell of campfire and farts
Blazing Saddles bean scene intensifies
Campfire and rain at the same time, baby! Aw yisss
Aw yisss
Also the sound the campfire makes when the rain hits it.
A match made in heaven!
The sound of rain on a tent/tarp is even better.
A gentle braaap from inside the tent.
Ahh…life is good.
