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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 年前

Tell me the truth ...

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Tell me the truth ...

cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 年前
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  • ricecake@sh.itjust.works
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    I set all 8 bits to 1 because I want it to be really true.

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      01111111 = true

      11111111 = negative true = false

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        00001111 = maybe

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          10101010 = I don’t know

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            100001111 = maybe not

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            0011 1111 = could you repeat the question

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            00000001 00000000 00001111 10101010

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          Schrödingers Boolean

        • Venator@lemmy.nz
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          Is this quantum computing? 😜

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        What if it’s an unsigned boolean?

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          Cthulhu shows up.

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        • laranis@lemmy.zip
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          Common misconception… Unsigned booleans (ubool) are always 16-bits.

        • CosmicTurtle0 [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Super true.

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        Could also store our bools as floats.

        00111111100000000000000000000000 is true and 10111111100000000000000000000000 is negative true.

        Has the fun twist that true & false is true and true | false is false .

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        Why do alternative facts always gotta show up uninvited to the party? 🥳

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        So all this time true was actually false and false was actually true ?

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          Depends on if you are on a big endian or little endian architecture.

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            Come on man, I’m not gonna talk about my endian publicly

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        negative true = negative non-zero = non-zero = true.

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      TIL, 255 is the new 1.

      Aka -1 >> 1 : TRUE

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        But only if you really mean it. If not, it’s a syntax error and the compiler will know.

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      I was programming in assembly for ARM (some cortex chip) and I kid you not the C program we were integrating with required 255, with just 1 it read it as false

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      You jest, but on some older computers, all ones was the official truth value. Other values may also have been true in certain contexts, but that was the guaranteed one.

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