I was a C/C++ dev for a long time. Then a while back I got an ewaste Thinkpad running Linux and have started developing in Rust. When do my programming socks show up?
I am trans
Do i need to learn rust?
I’m a rust developer, do I need to transition?
RemindMe! 2 years
Good read, thanks
But I believe in generics, just write your functions so that it can work with all the types ;)
translation: Just get rid of what is a boy or a girl thing. Just let people do what they like.
Only if you like women
Let’s not go referring to vibe coders as developers, now.
MatLab user
I like how it doesn’t say “coder” because everyone knows MatLab isn’t a real programming language
Gnu octave on the other hand…
It’s realer than vine coding.
Tru dat
Then what’s Java?
Shadow that is cast by the sins of men
LMAOOOO
Coffee? Idk I’m not a coder, I just know MatLab lol
Exorcist
A hive of villiany and boilerplate
having a C# dev boyfriend would be such a boon. “hey honeyyy? unity is not doing what I want it to, can you be my rubber ducky? <3” Wait, I remebered I am using Unreal/ C++ now. Nevermind. 10/10 accurate diagram.
Am a trans Rust developer. Can confirm.
I’m old and remember when all the trans women were Haskellers. now they’ve all moved to Rust and here I am, still toiling away with my monads and combinators, a lonely spinster. 😔
C++ lets you assign variables with <%%> in case your parents were killed by an equals sign.
I have the perfect module to use this once. Most people will see it and will figure out that it is doing what it should, but no one can change it because the file will be LFS locked like 99% of the time.
TIL about
bat! Looks awesome!Bat is really cool - I share your enthusiasm! As far as I remember, the repo for bat has a bunch of example use cases that I hadn’t thought of, fyi!
Finally, someone gets it
What is happening there?
Is it about templates? I can’t find any reference for that syntax.
I mixed digraphs and initilization together.
Oh, I didn’t know about digraphs at all. C++ is a really big language.
And wow, that’s a well hidden footgun.
The word for R Studio fan is “scientist”
As a c++ professor, I would never lie to my students like this.
#include <delusion>delusion was added in C++24 and we are stuck in C++03 😭
C++, ew, no thanks, also where is C??
You can’t spell “INCEL” without “C”
😭😭😭😭
I started learning Coq recently. Where does that place me?
The White House?
It places you one year ago before they rebranded in rocq (obviously to stop the puns)
Whew! Thankfully I’m a gay JavaScript user
everybody on the internet is a javascript user! do you even develop, bro?
I guess I pretend to with limp wrists.
Is that why people keep calling each other gay online?
They’re putting scripting in the webpages, that TURNS THE FRICKEN USERS GAY
Brendan Eich was a Dark Programmer of the Netscape, so powerful and so wise he could use the scripts to influence the sexuality to create gay… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from straight. The dark side of the Bit is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did.
Unfortunately, he sent the anti-gay everything he had, then a woman touched him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from straight, but not himself.
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Matlab?! Holy shit hahaha
Me, looking between a picture of Bjarne Stroustrup and OP: … are you sure about that?
Who’s that?
This sexy hunk is the inventor of C++
I knew that, just wanted to test you.
