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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

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7 for me

kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • Pyr@lemmy.ca
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    None of the above. I’m a long sleeve shirt and full pajama bottoms person.

  • Carbonizer@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    18 or 20, depending on how I’m feeling that day.

  • Formfiller@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    1 or 2

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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      For a moment, I thought those were jeans. And nice, always ready to go.

  • decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    If someone does 15, they need to go to jail. A bra is uncomfortable to sleep with and sleeping with only a bra is psychotic.

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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      I’m not a woman.

      My wife has taught me how much leakage there can be, depending on the time/month.

      It’s why I we have those water proof mattress covers. For ALL of our mattresses, including our kids.

    • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I, uh, sleep with my stuffed bra on when the dysphorias really bad

    • hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world
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      As a teen someone repeated the myth that wearing a bra to bed can cause breast cancer, “Say no more!” said I and never did ever again.

    • Cordyceps @sopuli.xyz
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      In some series back in the day a lady said something along the lines of “I need to start sleeping with a bra on so my boobs wont sag so much” so idk if that is a functional reason for it? Boobless here so cannot give any view on the matter otherwise.

      • decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I never considered that and that’s still uncomfortable af. But then again some people willingly wear corsets.

    • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
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      My wife is doing that right now! Although it’s not a wired bra, it’s more like a sports bra.

  • tartarin@lemm.ee
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    I don’t sleep.

  • Goldholz @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1. Been 20 for years. Wont change
  • Makeshift@sh.itjust.works
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    17

  • yarr@feddit.nl
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    2 days ago

    Was this meme part of a contest to see how destroyed you can make a meme by JPEG compression artifacts? I’ve seen clearer images looking through a windshield smeared in vaseline on a cloudy day.

    • el_abuelo@programming.dev
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      What about a foggy day?

      • yarr@feddit.nl
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        I’ve never had vaseline on a windshield on a foggy day, just on an overcast one. You’d have to try it yourself.

  • RevolverSly@lemmy.world
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    18

  • eletes@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    My wife is bottomless with a shirt these days. Calls it Pooh bear

    • Cordyceps @sopuli.xyz
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      It is a fine line between a Pooh bear and a goblin mode. Depends if that attire stays in the bedroom I guess.

      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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        I’m not sure what goblin mode is, and I’m a bit afraid to ask.

        • Cordyceps @sopuli.xyz
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          https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/goblin-mode

  • Sus_456@ani.social
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    1d20 every day

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      Yesterday for exemple, I used the 14⁰. Really unusual for me put a pantie and a bra. But my balls felt nice last night, so I not complain.

  • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl
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    18

  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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    I fixed the image for you

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      Fixed it more better

      Edit: was supposed to say inane not insane, but it still works

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        • Critical_Thinker@lemm.ee
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          This needs to be run through 4chan, twatter, facebook and reddit, then put back here.

      • HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works
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        Bonus point for cropped caption!

    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world
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      Thank you. Now if only you could shot me in the face through the internet.

  • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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    Who sleeps in a shirt with no pants? Seems like an odd combination.

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Donald Duck

      • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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        you got me there

    • DrownedRats@lemmy.world
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      I mean ive never tried it. Perhaps theyre onto something?

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    I can’t find my hat and night shirt…

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      Don’t forget the candle in case you have to investigate something.

      • Zenith@lemm.ee
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        I got chu

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        This thread is so close to devolving into “A Christmas Carol.”

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      You’re number 5, assuming you’re wearing it the right way.

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        21 😏

        spoiler NSFW


        • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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          That was worth the spoiler click

        • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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          Thock!

    • Fuctangle@sh.itjust.works
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      https://youtu.be/VFOqlan_fQI

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