Did he change the fucking channel or not???
He’s talking about Kid Rock’s show.
He’s so good he changed it twice!
Shroedinger’s Channel?
which half of the cat was he watching? the half alive half cat in the half of the box halfway across the universe that he has or the half dead half cat in the half box i have? i am so confused by quantum mechanics
Just picture the ancient aliens dude with his hands up saying ‘entanglement’ and you have your answer
I’ve finally thought of a solid use for generative AI. Replace Sorbo in all the Hercules episodes with somebody who’s not a turd. Arnold maybe?
Pedro Pascal, of course.
I say; and stick with me here:
We find someone (unknown actor who is the age sorbo was) to green screen his scenes. Then we Mandela effect the whole shebang and gaslight sorbo until he thinks doing the shooting was an acid trip.
Dang I would donate to a go fund me just to see if it can be pulled off.
Well, I have no idea how to run a film set and probably shouldn’t be incharge anyway. Feel free to run with this.
I vote we just replace him with Lucy Lawless so we just get twice as much Xena, since that’s what we really wanted all along.
’80s cartoon He-Man
Wtf. I was just replying with the same answer.
Wtf. I was just replying with the
sameright answer.Fitting username, then.
Should replace him with Bruce Campbell, but at the age he is now.
I’d watch this, or Lucy Lawless. Kevin Sorbo is a himbo.
Will be fun to watch the episodes that Bruce Campbell was already in.
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i legitimately think this is the perfect use of hatsune miku. if you abuse the industry, you get hatsune miku’d out of existence.
In the future, everyone will only know Beat It as performed by Hatsune Miku.
Sadly you can’t remove the evil producers like Weinstein or Schneider.
Lots of the actors from the 70s show went to bat for the hyde actor IIRC. Dont quote me but I think it was everyone but the actor that played eric. Even mr white knight Ashton Kutcher
Wow no kidding!
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are facing further backlash after they sent letters of support to a judge following Danny Masterson’s rape conviction.
Cosby’s just not worth it. His ass was all over that shit. Better take the garfield without garfield approach and just cut him out of all the scenes. Rename the show Cosby, without rapists.
Nathan Fillion for me.
I’m tired and read Nathan Fielder, that would certainly be something.
you know what i was wrong this is the perfect job for hatsune mike
Ryan Gosling of course.
Arnold cheated on his wife and got his mistress pregnant, so he’s arguably a bit of a turd. But nowhere near as much of a turd as these maga fuckwits.
Arnold guilty of loving too much?
Replace everyone in Hercules with Kevin Sorbo.
Arnold is as asshole too though.
Remider that Lucy Lawless calls him Peanut.
In an affectionate way, or a fuck you way?
A fuck you way. She does it to push his buttons because he’s such a jerk. They’ve had a rivalry for years, but calling it a “rivalry” gives him far too much credit. She’s always been more well-liked, both by fans and coworkers.
Oh good! She seems awesome, and I’d hate for her to be a scumbag.
The latter
It’s not often a person’s brain mass matches their gonad mass.
Confirmed: Kevin Sorbo HATES kid rock.
Right, if he changed the channel then he must be referring to the Kid Rock show. Exactly what I was thinking.
This is what I choose to believe.
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If by walking you mean running
If by running you mean downhill skiing
If by downhill skiing you mean tumbling uncontrollably.
If by tumbling uncontrollably you mean the great trash avalanche of 2016.
I could spend the next two hours thinking of some funnier reply but it seems you got it covered
Probably the only good thing I’ve seen out of the last 10 years of this shit show is watching MAGAts force themselves into liking things they previously hated in order to fall in line with their cult.
It’s like watching a child force feed themselves a vegetable they really don’t like because Daddy told them they had to.
I think he’s all they have left lol
Where is Ted Nugent when MAGA needs him?
Sorbo:
He must have changed the channel and saw Kid Rock lip syncing.
can we really talk about syncing at this point?
Yeah probably not. I don’t know WTF we even care. It’s an unsustainable audio situation on a temporary stage. Still feels good to poke a kid biscuit tho.
It’s not so much the lip syncing; it’s the forgetting your own song so badly you can’t even pretend to sing it anymore.
his grudge with XENA, lucy lawless has remained to this day.
That’s because Lucy Lawless is based AF and Kevin Sorbo is a loser, nothing is ever going to change that.
Didn’t Xena start as a minor character on Hercules? If I’m remembering that rightly, it must be humiliating for him that a side character went on to outshine his whole show.
he got more mysgoynistic as her show grew more popular. when more “resources went to her show”, that was probably tipping point. He also andromeda, but he managed destroyed that series half way. of course he chiro-induced strokes helped him along the way.
He shouldn’t have changed the channel.
You’d think that an actor would actually appreciate all of that impeccable choreography, art direction, and set design.
That was one of the best halftime shows ever produced. No Purple Rain in the rain, but it was in the top 10.
Production wise sure. The music was 100% not for me, but I’ve already made peace with that for Superbowl performances in general.
Word. I’m an insufferable indie snob, and it’s rare that top 40 pop excites me. But, I appreciate good craft, and IMHO, if you’re at the top of the US album charts, and are pulling numbers that beat Taylor Swift, you should probably get to play at the Super Bowl. The people have spoken.
An actor probably would.
Unfortunately, it’s Kevin Sorbo being discussed.
Are you sure he wasn’t talking about the kid rock counter programming?
Apparently that was awful.
When asked for further comments on the matter, he only had this to say.
Is he trying to say he was DISAPPOINTED?
I can’t even enjoy that anymore, knowing that he’s such a weaselly little shit head.
I enjoy it as a demonstration of his terrible acting, reading a scene instruction out loud. I also listen to God Awful Movies, and Sorbo is somewhat a regular in the terrible religious movie scene. So are some of the less famous Baldwins.
He forgor 💀
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He had a stroke iirc caused by a Chiropractor. I believe he was still an asshole before but I think it accelerated it. Also makes me worried about stroke. I’d hate to become a bigot all of a sudden.
CTE probably didn’t help.
One of my all time favorites, with sound makes me laugh every single time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6EDlD_fWn0&t=14s
Why do we care what a failed 90s tv actor thinks?
We don’t care, we find it hilarious. His impotent rage sustains me.
That’s for mentioning who he is because I honestly had no fucking idea and I watched a lot of shit in the 90’s
I have no idea who this guy is and I’m good that way
