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I named my kayak Whoops, but put the letters on it upside down.
This would be even more epic if you do manage to flip it one day
I have flipped it lmao. Only like twice, but it was fuckin hilarious each time.
Myoobs ? I’m lost
It reads Whoops when you flip.
ahaaa ! I get it ! cheers
If you’re not dad naming your boat, you’re doing it wrong.
Prawn star was the best I’ve seen
Years ago in a Devon fishing village
Once you’re done with whatever you hired them for, do you have to declare it managed?
I own a couple of inflatables, a tiny foldable, car trunk capable dinghy with an 4 hp motor, and a mid sized trailerable RHIB (rigid hull inflatable boat). The dinghy is named cuinmeri (phonetic spelling of Queen Mary in Spanish) and the RIHB is called patchwork, because of all the patches it had before I retubed it. And yes, I’m a near boomer (early Xer) dad.
Patchwork before retubing:
I saw one in Amsterdam called Koekblik (biscuit/cookie tin).
Where’s the C-Word?
I don’t know about you, but I’ve never seen a boat named “Cunt” OR “Cancer” 🤷
The Seaward was just one of so many good jokes in AD seasons 1-3.
From Dexter
One dude had “Hail Seaser”.
wakey wakey
If these are dad jokes, what would a funny name that isn’t a “dad joke” be like?
I’m not sure it’s possible to humorously name a boat without getting punny in the dad way.
Unless it’s a yacht or some other super expensive kind, then you can do villainous puns in stead like naming it what less egotistical people could have spent the money on, I guess 🤷
“College Fund” would be an example of BOTH simultaneously IMO
I guess you could also give it a Gen Alpha slang name that someone old enough to be a dad is too old to understand.
Like, call the boat “Low Key Salty”. Simultaneously a play on words and Gen Alpha slang. Best if used for an ocean-going boat docked in the Florida keys.
