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I guess we’ve found the person with the Mitch McConnell kink.
Because they’re a sexy beast!

Mogged by a tortoise, again.
In awe of that jawline!


I wish I saw this sign before I fucked a tortoise and it burnt my penis. :(
Happens to us all bro. Live and learn.
Thanks for posting, I have a question…hello?
Thanks for commenting, I have an answer…hi
Thanks for answering! I have a declarative statement… Howdy!
But is it single? And in my area?? HELLO???

Calico cut? Fuck yeah! I gave.
The problem with hot tortoises is that you may hurt your back.
It’s they! They are too heavy and will hurt your back.

Why explain? Its clearly described right there on the sign…
why












