heyyy
This is one of my tourettes-esque toxic traits. Going about my business alone at home doing chores or whatever and randomly say “Heyyy” out loud in a slutty tone of voice but I’m alone with no immediate prospects of that ever changing. Am weirdo.
No. Leave it to me. I will laugh at it myself.
As you wish
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Found violet’s alt account
She’s on meth.
Yeah but like is it just the ADHD kind?
Yeah there’s the ADHD kind; and then there’s the kind that makes you pick your face and lose all your teeth. Important distinction 🤓
When I don’t want to talk to someone, I front load it with a bunch of H’s instead.
hhhhhey…
Ugh your breath stinks
Have you ever thought about what that would sound like irl?
Like Michael Cera trying to get the attention of two people mid-argument
Ike you don’t want to talk to them.
ASMR texting?
Laughing so fucking hard at this 😭
Nah, you need an inexcusable amount of Ys: at least 5. There are ace ladies hitting 3 Ys.
My experience:
Hey: Hello
Heyy: 'Sup
Heyyy: Got any plans?
Heyyyy: Let’s fuck
Heyyyyy: We need to talk
Heyyyyyy+: I’m drunk (+0.01% BAC for each additional y)
I wish it were that easy to tell.
It really is that simple. The more Ys the more down.
Hei, how are u?
It really is that simple. The fewer Ys the more up she is for it.
Yey, yoy yar yyyyyyuu?
Ni haoooo
In gay culture, this is called Texting Like A Bottom.
Hayyy, you got something on your face…
He, how are ou?
How art thou fine fellow?
But who’s? WHOOOOOSSSE??
He wants one of their own now, along with HRT.
bob?? bob belcher??? robert middle name belcher???
You’re terrible, you’re ALL terrible.
