Mystery solved after years of philosophical debate 😭
Soup has had a rough time ever since the Campbell CEO called it food for the poor. Hopefully this event will help soup get over that hump.
Fun fact, if their hit song 1985 were made today referencing a similar passage of time, the song would be called 2007.
I did not find this fact fun
Let’s get you off to bed grandpa. I hear they’re having a LAN party at the senior home tomorrow. Need to rest up.
Ohh, goodie! I hope they have Quake III arena
That’s Mondays. Thursdays is Unreal Tournament 2004
We’re further from 1985 than 1985 was from 1985!
What if soup is the audience?
Is the soup green?


They’re tryna rizz the soup
I always thought they were using soup to bowl with.
I was under the assumption that the soup was a stand-in for the bowling pins…
No, that’s Bowling With Soup.
Ah l, thanks for clearing that up.
As The Soup, I bequeath the honor of my crest! Slurp thy in my name!
Bowling so the soup doesn’t have to
Seeing a bowl usually means imminent death to soup. It’s only humane to spare them the trauma.
Us old farts can remember a TV show called Bowling for Dollars and I always assumed their name was a play on that.
Apparently its based on an old Steve Martin comedy routine called bowling for shit
I don’t care for soup. It seems like food but it has too much water.
Soggy food.
I like soup. it’s efficient because the beverage is already in the meal.
Even more efficient is to just dump the soup in the toilet and FLUSH.
I might be out of line, but I’d go as far as calling it wet.
What about Bowling for Columbine?
Wow that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time
Managed to snag free tickets to see them and Buckcherry warming up for Steel Panther a while back.
Bowling for Soup were absolutely superb; charismatic crowd-pleasers, loads of energy, top songs, great to watch. Buckcherry played for about twenty minutes and then fucked off, which is gutting because it was them that I really wanted to see. And then Steel Panther played for about two hours, faaaar too long for a one-joke band, and went past ‘satirically sleazy’ into just ‘sleazy’, which is not the same.
Take home message is really ‘go see Bowling for Soup’, I suppose.
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