Create a worldwide socialist revolution.
If i woke up a billionaire, I would tell him to pay some taxes to avoid the guillotine in a couple years.
Get them breakfast?
Start giving lectures about the antichrist, buy a barrel of ketamine, pay women to sleep on a bed of cornflakes.
Cocaine then a sub to check out Titanic. Pretty standard, really.
- Buy the house for my kids I’ve been saving for
- Set us all a reasonable allowance and a rainy day fund so we never have to worry
- Find a way to donate the majority to underserved families of children with disabilities
Redevelop my city to be more walkable/bikeable and better Public transport.
get up
Quit my job
First thing? I’d go and fill the car up. Probably pay for a few other people’s petrol while I’m there.
(Public transport is good, delayed government projects to implement it are not, actually fuck it I’ll go fund the train line myself )
Begin process of leaving the USA.
I’d put him back to sleep 💁♀️
Permanently?
I’d see a tax advisor and then a portfolio manager, and book driving lessons.
Next day I’d pay off my student loans
What do you guys think I should do?
Buy a house and car for every one of my family members. After that I’d set aside a few million to live off the interest and spend the rest on actually fixing problems billionaires and the government refuse to do. Make a robust food distribution system that drastically reduces hunger in the world, build cheap affordable housing in rich people’s neighborhoods, buy out land for the express purpose of installing a proper rail system across the state of California, that sort of thing.
