Someone should spool up a full podcast series from the Epstein files and get it on spotify
Hi Crine, I’m Dad.
Hi dad, I’m worried, you better get out of that hi crine area
The useless LLM features are free, but editing the pdf (the thing you actually need to do) will cost you…
PLEASE use the LLMs, they are great, we promise, PLEASE we are begging you, it will change your life, PLEASE we spent billions of dollars on it thinking it will solve everything and now the shareholders are starting to ask questions PLEASE just one podcast from a PDF, PLEASE you will like it, trust me PLEASE BELIEVE ME.
it’s so tempting just for the novelty, but fuck adobe i’m not using it even for funzies
foxit is love, foxit is life
edit: my loud cat just meowed his agreement and my right front butt farted involuntarily in concert. it must be true
One is a symptom of the other. All the tech companies went insane in the covid years, gorged on free debt and infinite demand for their services. A drug high that would never end… until it did, of course.
Now they’re all blowing their banks out trying to recapture the magic of that era, with “”“AI”“” as their supposedly-golden ticket. A shame it’ll all come crashing down soon, and take the world economy with it.
My coworker sent me a screenshot of this the other day so I loaded a 2-page bid scope for a project. It spent half the time on the boilerplate terms and conditions
“Ah, so I see here that [my company] doesn’t run conduit”
“Yeah, that’s so true! It’s up to [client] to run the conduit before work begins”
“Right! Makes sense to me!”
There was also no option to save the mp3. You had to play it with the odd open
I’m crying they spelled crying as crine.
i cri evrytim
Wasn’t it evertim?
Knowyourmeme references both.
Joining ‘every’ and ‘time’ like that is so triggering, like ‘aswell’ (when not talking about waves) and ‘atleast’. Kudos for the attention to detail.
Wat about alot?
They don’t know how to spell because they have all their documents read to them as podcasts.
Endocrine is when you cry inside
😭 is the emoji for exocrine
spoiler
lacrimal glands, where tears are produced, are actually a type of exocrine gland.
The crine in endocrine and exocrine come from Ancient Greek κρίνω (krínō) which has many definitions, allegedly including “to separate, also to secrete”… Except, does it? The “to secrete” meaning of κρίνω was actually only added to wiktionary by a random IP address in 2023.
I’m crine. (From Scots crine (“to shrivel”), from Scottish Gaelic crìon (“withered”), from Old Irish crín.) 🫠
yay new word thank you
it’s an AAVE spelling, there’s nothing wrong with it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African-American_Vernacular_English
I guess I’m part of today’s lucky 10,000.
Though it is weird when white people post like this.
And it’s fucking everywhere these days.
yeah, a lot of white people see it as nothing more than “trendy internet slang” or “gen z slang” and use it accordingly… tbh, it’s a really gross thing to do to a dialect that is so often ridiculed and mocked by those same white people (frankly i’d even say the reduction to “internet slang” is part of the ridicule)
I suppose since that because he still got the intended meaning from the spelling, you are right but it still bothers me when it makes written language harder to parse.
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I did not in any way understand they were trying to say “crying” until I saw your comment.
I read it as though it was pronounced like it rhymed with the “trine” bit of “latrine”.
A real crine against humanity, truly.
You understood what they meant, so it sounds like it worked.
AI generated post probably.
LLMs almost never do this
That’s exactly what an LLM would say.
Whatever, keep thinking I’m one
No. The source link is right there, and the user seems legit.
y u curr?
I’m crine that language nazis still exist on the internet
I’m crine that language nazis still exist on the internet
Hello, I’m doctor Nogram Mar, I’ll be operating on your sun today. The endoscopic resuction followed bi intertestinal duct perhisentesis shud proceed with out problim 👍. Doont worry, I hev well informed my surgeecal team to naught many pulate his left arhm. Or rite arhm. I can never remember witch hahaha.
It’s always weird that Lemmy folk die on this hill. Like the world doesn’t care. Language will always be flexible and ever evolving and require effort to interpret
my dude, one of my surgeons had an accent so thick if i was in (severe) pain i needed an interpreter. he also had the tightest stitches on the west coast so hell yeah i was going to hire him. you’re basically writing what it was like trying to listen to him in preop tho.
Hi crime!
they don’t have to exist here, Callypigio
Fureel
I saw an ad yesterday for AI to generate product pictures. They’re not even hiding that AI is primarily a tool for conmen.
It’s SO dumb. Why would anyone actually specifically seek out and listen to an AI podcast generated by some random documents? How would anyone locate it? Why would anyone create branding for it?
This is a feature without an audience.
i guess the apparent intention was so that it can be listened to, instead of read. the actual intention was to get money from the same type of person this appeals to
That’s what the “read aloud” button is for.
This feature is intended to summarise and also make it more listenable to someone who would fall asleep to the audio book version, I guess. There’s lots of terrible uses of AI, on the spectrum of those this isn’t that bad
hold up
not to make too much fun, but does it make coloring pages too? didn’t it already have that feature? how does it differ from TTS?
no shit we had someone come in to our work and was paid to lecture us for an hour on how to do this. they recommended it for when we’re catching up on work outside of work - something I absolutely will never do
It’s useful if the PDF is a chapter from a textbook. Good to listen to (study) while driving
i’m gonna generate a podcast from my mobile phone bill real quick
I’d listen to it.
Service number three million nine hundred and forty eight thousand two hundred and seventy seven.
Customer number pee bee six eight one nine arr four nine three.
Invoice number eye en vee dash three hundred and ninety thousand two hundred and sixty five.
Amount dollars three hundred and seventy six point two two.
Please pay at ess haich tee tee pee Colon slash slash double u double u double u dot I think this podcast is getting boring dot com forward slash …
alexa, change the numbers from actual verbal numbers to binary in EEEEEEEEE at the pitch F3 held for fourteen seconds for each one bit and UUUUUUUUUUU at the pitch A2 held for twenty-one seconds for each zero bit. Also throw in a C10 for four point two seconds every thirteenth bit with the vowel əəəəəəəəəə just to fuck with people.
openai will listen to it too
Just as surreal as the housing bubble years, just as surreal as the 90s tech bubble years.
They’ll be talking about this one for years, lol
it’ll be talking for us probably …
Thanks, I’m too exhausted by it all, so I’m going non-verbal
Ugh so annoying, glad I don’t use that shit.
Better than the PDF reader that has a free VPN…
No one in here heard of notebook LM? This idea is like 2 years old
